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Piss Meat

An alternative word to describe one nonerect penis.
" Dude I saw Chads Piss meat, it's so small!"
by Vostok January 18, 2021
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five dollar piss

A five dollar piss is that piss you take when you've been holding it for a longgggggggggggg time. Usually after over 3 beers. It is a piss that felt as good as finding $5 on the ground. In other words, the pleasure you get from finally letting it go would be worth $5 if you could somehow pay someone for a similar sensation.

Generally had when there isn't a good place to pee in public, and you have to wait until you are in a bathroom or approach a wooded area.

Coincides with saying "arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhh" when you finally do get to urinate.
Damn dude, I've had to piss since we started walking across this huge parking lot. I'ma go take a five dollar piss.

The line for the bathroom was so long, I ended up taking a five dollar piss when I finally got to the bathroom.
by RasJephizzle October 24, 2011
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Piss

Can either reffer to
1) Body fluids
2) Expensive diamonds
P1: My diamond's piss
P2: Respecc
by yung rage March 5, 2019
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Little piss baby

an insult used against people who are either pussies or just stupid
by agbore August 9, 2023
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greasily pissed

so ridiculously pissed that you get greasy.
a hobo dropping his sandwich off a warf.... would be greasily pissed
or
a girl texting a guy all weekend and not getting any response would be greasily pissed.
by LCAB September 20, 2009
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Piss Breath

an annoying, fat, yappy bitch who doesn't shower, use deoderant, is most commonly found harassing people because it can't get laid, blames people for being ugly, stupid, and bitchless.
person 1: wow, did you see patricia? she's such a piss breath!
person 2: i know, no wonder she's a bitchless freak.
by prickstabber69420 June 28, 2024
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The Piss Hole

The Piss Hole is at a specific middleschool. Legend claims that The Piss Hole is a small hole located in the boys locker room that a group of boys would gather around to piss in as a ritual for the Piss God.
Girl 1: why does the boys locker room smell so fucking foul like a bunch of people pissed in a hole
Girl 2: that's The Piss Hole
Girl 1: The WHAT now!?
Girl 2: The Piss Hole. It's like a hole that the boys piss in religiously. Sometimes if you skip class and go there you can see the radioactive piss aura glowing through the bottom of the door.
Girl 1: this is why I'm a lesbian.
by The penis puncher June 27, 2024
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