Piss Wit

is when you want to piss on someone with your wit

you are a piss wit

by Bobthecat323 August 18, 2020

piss fritter

The lump of spent cat pee in the litter box.

The cat kicked out its piss fritter from the litter box.

by Jmaktheknife January 14, 2025

Midnight piss

Verb: a piss in the toilet late at night, without flushing

Richard took a midnight piss when he woke up to his parents "wrestling" in the other room

by The parent wrestler July 17, 2021

Decoy pissing

Walking up to a urinal in a high school bathroom and acting like you’re pissing so you don’t get caught hitting your pen/nic

“Haha he’s decoy pissing so the dean doesn’t catch him rippin his nic”

by BigPat710 December 9, 2021

Piss and rally

When your starting to fuck but realize you gotta piss and your losing your erection but then you piss and and get back in there like a champion!

We we're passionate and started to fuck but it wasn't any good till I ran off to piss and rally !

by Me myself and Irene January 23, 2022

piss out

Colloq. a probable result of settling for short term with little or no regards for the future.

Not that I'm trying to give any advice or anything but you need to think about staying in the military because if you don't you'll piss out.

by mention with intention May 14, 2023

Hipster Pissed

When you discover something new, usually a song or band, then all of a sudden the whole world knows about it and you get upset because it was your original find.

You find a song on YouTube, for example "I Love It" by Icona Pop, then you tell your friend to look it up because it's fucking awesome. A week later this song that you're proud of finding and you think no one else knows about is one the radio and everyone is singing it. You are now hipster pissed!

by Roxanne Roth Walker August 26, 2013