Broken Package

Meaning he or she is impotent or barren.

Melissa cannot have children as she has a broken package!

by The Ink Man September 23, 2017

steamboat package

Very similar to the Steamboat, however this includes the girl sucking your package while sticking your ass in a girls breasts and fart. Related to the motorboat. Not to be confused with the hot carl or the cleveland steamer.

My girlfriend and I had Mexican food this evening, perfect opportunity to do the Steamboat Package.

by TheHubShow September 30, 2017

Nans packs

"Nans" is British for "Moms", or "Grandmothers", often used by a roadman on the streets.
"packs" is British for "cigarette packs" and is used by smokers, and referred to as a valuable item for adults.

The word combine is "Nans packs" is British for "Moms cigarette packs" and is often used to describe English minors who steals cigarette packs from their mother in law and referred to as an insult to disobedient minors.

Lund: English teens only drink and smoke nans packs.
Greggles: Not on my streets.

by The DeltaMan December 26, 2017

vacuum packed

Someone who shoves so much up their ass, that the anus' vacuum system draws the object into your stomach.

VACUUM PACKED

Damn nigga, that white boy got him all vacuum packed

by XXXDoctorAdvice November 18, 2017

care package friend

The friend who shows up only when you're doing great in life.

It wasn't until I started making real money that friends I don't normally hang out with hit me up. I only fuck with my A1s, no care package friends.

by E11evendashOne May 7, 2018

Platinum package

When you stuff one of your nuts in a chicks asshole, and jerk off on her back

The chick was a freak so I have her the ole platinum package. She had a gaping asshole, so stuffing a nut in there while I dumped a load on her spine was as easy as 1-2-3! Thank god she didn’t have a BM

by Drew’s McPeeonme May 20, 2018

Stimulus Package

In Cannabis culture, a stimulus package is when you add herb to the top of the bowl to keep it going.

Person 1: holding the bowl: I think the bowl is dead
Person 2: I guess you’ll just have to give it a stimulus package

by StrangeGal June 13, 2018