A phrase used to break the silence when you enter a Men's bathroom and there are empty urinals, but a guy is using the stall standing up facing forward. There are only a few reasons that man is using the stall, that way: Stage fright, doing coke, waiting for a gay guy, or breaking up an unflushed piece of poo with his piss stream.
Nick walks into a men's bathroom at a pub and notices empty urinals and a guy pissing face forward in a stall.
Nick: Hey, you peeing on the poo?
Stall guy: (sniffs & flushes toilet) Haha.
Nick: Hey, you peeing on the poo?
Stall guy: (sniffs & flushes toilet) Haha.
by Studs Lonigan III November 25, 2024
noun A human bowel movement released in a location designed to offend a particular person or persons.
verb The act of releasing a bowel movement in a location designed to a offend a particular person or persons.
verb The act of releasing a bowel movement in a location designed to a offend a particular person or persons.
*A wife comes home to find a poo on her pillow, shrieks:* "WTF is that!"
*Hatepooer responds:* "It's a hate poo Sheila! You're so rude and you never listen to me!"
*Hatepooer responds:* "It's a hate poo Sheila! You're so rude and you never listen to me!"
by captainofthemuffinship August 24, 2017
The energy or vibe that one feels when doing a poo in a particular place. Good poo chi is a pleasurable pooing experience, whereas bad poo chi is a poor experience.
The poo chi in that public toilet was absolutely horrendous!
My hotel room toilet has the best poo chi. Such good vibes…
My hotel room toilet has the best poo chi. Such good vibes…
by Teejaywill November 11, 2022
Poo Chi refers to the positive energy associated with a toilet - effectively the vibe one gets when taking a dump.
That service station had terrible poo chi - I didn’t enjoy that dump at all
The toilet in my hotel room had wonderful poo chi - so clean and peaceful. I could look out and see the mountains and the birds while doing a poo
The toilet in my hotel room had wonderful poo chi - so clean and peaceful. I could look out and see the mountains and the birds while doing a poo
by Teejaywill September 29, 2022
The feeling or vibe that someone gets from doing a poo in a particular location. A high level of poo chi means it was a pleasurable
Poo experience
Poo experience
The poo chi in that rest stop was terrible - smelly and messy
The poo chi in the hotel room toilet was brilliant - so relaxing and enjoyable
The poo chi in the hotel room toilet was brilliant - so relaxing and enjoyable
by Teejaywill November 11, 2022
“Since when did you have a robot Rottweiler?” - Grayson
“That’s a Poo-Chi. It’s an amazing robot dog! Comes with a bone and everything!”
“That’s a Poo-Chi. It’s an amazing robot dog! Comes with a bone and everything!”
by GoGetterCFerg July 14, 2020
One who conquers the toilet via quick entry and quick exit, leaving a clean buttocks with little to no signs of use.
"Bro, I'm a poo masta. I just dropped the kids off at the pool--was in and out of there in 30 seconds, and I'm still fresh and clean!"
by poo_masta November 02, 2015