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strategic piss

Taking a really quick piss because you're playing games with your buds online and action is already occurring.
Dude 1: The match is about to start, gotta take a strategic piss!
Dude 2: Better be quick or you'll get killed.
by Sir funk face October 22, 2023
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Gamer Piss

When you’re playing a video game and really need to pee so you run to the bathroom and squeeze out the pee as fast as possible between matches.
Dude, I really gotta pee but we’re about to start the match.
Just take a gamer piss
by ItsNotGayIfYouSayNoHomo August 29, 2021
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Piss Mobile

A fuckass piss powered car or a car full of beer
Person 1: Oi lads, hop on the Piss Mobile

Person 2: are you even sober
by anonymous July 22, 2025
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Piss Puss

A Piss Puss is when you kiss the homies goodnight right after pissing in the toilet.
"Goodnight bro", *Kisses bro's forehead*

"You smell like pee, Did you just give me a Piss Puss?"
by krogelfanbogel September 27, 2025
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SUCKS PISS

big boi boner baby faster faster daddy i cum inside you PLEASE SENPAI SEX MORE MAKE ME A CREAM PIE AND ICE CREAM PUT THE CREAM IN ME DADDY wait THATS RIGHT I CAUGHT YOUR ASS SIMPING SUCKS PISS YUM fucking simp yeah yeah fuck you
by sherk is nice February 20, 2021
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God's Piss

The finest hooch to ever grace the earth. Crafted by the master fermenters, Judson and Harrison, in the most unexpected of places. If a drop were to ever grace your lips, it would be the closest you would ever get to Heaven in this godless world.
Ayo, its me Vega. Hey Jack and Emily, I got so drunk off Judson and Harrison's God's Piss last night, that I literally thought I was God.
by ISwearImNotHarrison February 10, 2024
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Piss tingle

piss tingle is a satisfying shiver you get when you hold in pee. piss tingle is also know as pee shiver. The piss tingle is caused by the shiver is a result of the autonomic nervous system getting its signals mixed up between its two main divisions: The sympathetic nervous system (SNS), which controls bladder function, preventing urination.
Ive been holding my piss so long, the piss tingle is happening more often
by Gonzogodzilla2 April 12, 2024
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