Parked

A word to describe anything lame, played out, broken, stupid, wasted, boring, or negative.

"Saying "Gives me the ick" is parked."

"Ankle socks are parked."

"They got seriously parked at the bar last night and passed out on the toilet."

"Hooking up with randoms off Tinder is Parked"

by Your tattoos are ugly June 1, 2024

Park Hillish

When authorities dont have anything to do so they nit-pick about small things to feel like they're important
(i.e. school ID's, Parking Spots, Dress Code)
Also to give school security a sense of somewhat meaning

Wayne: Hey Johnny wheres your school ID?
Johnny: I don't have it, sorry wayne
Wayne: Sorry, Johnny I'm going to write you up now
Johnny: If you know my name doesn't it defeat the purpose of a school ID?
Wayne: Yes, actually it does, but the school pays me tens of thousands of dollars a year to basically sit on my ass and do nothing, so now I actually have to do something
Johnny: Wow, Wayne thats really Park Hillish of you

by A Giant Black Man May 17, 2010

Joshua Park

a man who enjoys eating ketchup flavoured condoms while enjoying the company of owen

where were you last night ?
i was joshua park

by josh paki January 23, 2025

Parked

Being completely PARKED after slamming down chick-fil-a with your bros. On occasion using the E- brake.

Me and the bros were PARKED after demolishing spicy chickens sandwiches at Chick-fil-a

by Joeycuzz19 November 30, 2018

Shark park discord server

a server ran by Text101. Full of shit post and memes. People dont get any bitches in there.

Person: Are you on Shark park discord server?
Woman: *disappears*

by n0body. July 28, 2023

Parked

When something is boring, uninteresting, or uneventful.

Man, Mr. Johnson's class was so parked today

by whybrr April 12, 2024

chloe parkes

A attractive girl with a very big bum

OMFG look at Chloe parkes

by Phillipx April 18, 2018