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Lowell High School 

A high school located in San Francisco, CA. Academically, it is the best public high school in San Francisco, and one of the best public high schools in the country. Offering several A.P classes, the students have a reputation for being studious and competitive. Although there are all kinds of students at Lowell, suffice it to say that most are very much focused.
Jon: I'm taking 5 A.P classes! I can't go out this weekend...
Kevin: That's what you get for gong to Lowell...
Jon: At least I may get into Berkeley or Harvard.
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NorthWood High School 

Located in the town of Nappanee, which is the home of Amish. The school has a goat raping vice principle and it is where his daughter and her friends can get away with everything.
*Four goats released into NorthWood High School numbered 1,2,3, and 4*
Oh, Hey! There's 1,2, & 4. Where's 3?!
*Located in V.P.'s Office*

Green Hope High School 

{Located in Cary, NC.}

1. Where you can have a 4.5 and still barely be in the top 20% of your grade.

2.Not known for any good sports, except maybe golf... or marching band and maybe swimming.

3. A place where students in Calculus talk about doing pot in the back of the class room and still maintain an A.

4. "Best Public School in Cary", maybe the world.

5. Also Known As: No Hope for Green Dope.

6. Home to the WORST drivers at a High School.
Examples:

1. Green Hope High School Student: Aww Man, I only have a 4.5, I'll never get into college.
Other School Student: YEAH I HAVE A 4.5 I'M TOP OF MY CLASS!!

2. GH Student: How many football games did we win again?

Other GH Student: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... winning.

3. Calc Student 1: I need to calm down. I can get some good weed.

Calc Student 2: Yeah I have an A in here let's do it Tuesday!

4. Maybe not the world...

5. Middle School Student 1: Where are you going to high school?
Middle School Student 2: No Hope for Green Dope.

6. There were three pile-ups, with twelve different cars on the same day. Also, you cannot have a parking spot without having your car scraped by the frenzy of students trying to go home.

Albany High School 

Located in Albany, New York. Notorious for knife fights and brawls. However, most Albany Highers will defend their school passionately -- they feel perfectly safe.

A large, urban school, AHS is extremely diverse, with students from over 200 different nations. It is perhaps because of its diversity and size (although no one is quite sure of the actual number of AHS students) that Albany High is a place where students feel free to be themselves instead of feeling pressure to conform to any social standards.

While perhaps not the highest-rated school academically, Albany offers a wide array of AP classes and has just recently introduced the International Baccalaureate Program (IB) for students seeking a well-rounded and universal program of study. Albany High also has dozens of clubs and activities open to all students.
A: Man, you go to Albany High School? How do you survive?!?
B: Pshaw! It's not so bad. All you gotta do is make sure you avoid the Freshman Academy!

Pueblo South High School 

A high school in Pueblo, Colorado known for having the most teen bodybuilders per capita. Besides eating Chipotle (at least 3 times a week), working out (only upper body), and partying on the weekends, South kids really don't do a whole lot. You can find the halls packed with tools flexing and taking selfies ("I'm Zyzzz Brah!"), hoes talking about yoga pants, and ratchets caking on lip balm. One thing is for sure, if you go anywhere near this school, make sure to have a gym membership, protein shake, Starbucks coffee, and or iphone. Warning: It is always bulking season, no legs November, and arm day.
"Hey brah looks like you're walking on stilts!" "Sorry broseph, I go to Pueblo South High School."

Shiloh High School 

A stupid school full of DUB ass niggas and fake hoes who can't even get they sew-ins done right. Everyone here is stupid as hell and the gifted kids are WHACK ASF! The school center is a fucking lunchroom and the teachers just annoying. The schools int shit, period't. TUH!
"Damn I really hate Shiloh High School"

ridgewood high school 

A school full of juuling burnouts with the occasional hint of terminal autism. Also full of oblivious teachers who have no idea what the fuck is actually going on. A kid shit in a book at this school for the senior prank, Garbone is strong with this one.
Wow, I thought I've seen autism at its finest, but then I remembered Ridgewood High School is a thing.