Schmig Dick

Street slang for schmiggy which is the act of shooting herion and pcp into the large vain of the penis.

Everybody is schmig dick in the club tonight.

by ftkscrillan March 22, 2009

dick stomach

When you have sex with a guy whose very well endowed and it feels like his member is in your stomach even after he pulls out

“Damn, my stomach hurts. That guy was big af , feel like I got dick stomach”

by Hildy Bongwater February 4, 2018

dick embezzler

a person who secretly and discretly loves the cock and can take it in multiple ways. Like bernie madoff he can take cock billions of times over without anyone knowing about it. In many cases the ringtone on his phone is " it's raining men" and his favorite movie is anyone that has barbara streisand.

Also and illegal immigrant that brings dildos full of cocaine across the border by means of hiding multiple one's in his anus.

B.B is a real dick embezzler , i saw him on gay bourban street with 6 guys on him at once!!!

Wow! I have never seen anyone take it in every orafice at once, that guy is a true dick embezzler!

Pedro and Juan have some awesome coke, but is smells like asshole! Sandra, are your friends dick embezzlers??

by scottytohottie April 10, 2010

dex dick

The particular predicament that occurs when you are tripping on cough syrup (aka robotripping, dexing, or tussing) and attempt to masturbate or fuck, but cannot perform to completion, NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.

I was robotripping all day and when I tried to jerk my chicken, I had a case of dex dick!

by Boots 707 June 30, 2008

dumb dick

The epitome of idiocy and genuine moronic behavior. Usually occurs while intoxicated.

Pizza delivery man arrives at 2:00 AM in a blizzard. After inspecting the receipt and a few snide remarks, dumb dick tips zero dollars and says to the pizza guy, "Welcome to the real world, buddy". Dumb dick proceeds to laugh hysterically.

by randyharwood May 28, 2013

Skype Dick

A person who is a huge dick on skype client

xSkate is a Skype Dick

by Voiceeee August 18, 2011

Dick Measurer

Slang term for the United States one-dollar bill, which is six inches in length. Although all US bills are the same length, the term can be pluralized to denote larger sums of money, irrespective of how many bills are involved.

Eustice: That bastard Gavin owes me thirty dick measurers.
Chad: Bro's always short on dick measurers.

by The Reverend McCready January 17, 2009