dick embezzler

a person who secretly and discretly loves the cock and can take it in multiple ways. Like bernie madoff he can take cock billions of times over without anyone knowing about it. In many cases the ringtone on his phone is " it's raining men" and his favorite movie is anyone that has barbara streisand.

Also and illegal immigrant that brings dildos full of cocaine across the border by means of hiding multiple one's in his anus.

B.B is a real dick embezzler , i saw him on gay bourban street with 6 guys on him at once!!!

Wow! I have never seen anyone take it in every orafice at once, that guy is a true dick embezzler!

Pedro and Juan have some awesome coke, but is smells like asshole! Sandra, are your friends dick embezzlers??

by scottytohottie April 10, 2010

dick stomach

When you have sex with a guy whose very well endowed and it feels like his member is in your stomach even after he pulls out

“Damn, my stomach hurts. That guy was big af , feel like I got dick stomach”

by Hildy Bongwater February 4, 2018

Bushel of Dicks

A bushel of dick is approximately 435 dicks.

Go suck a bushel of dicks.

by DICK!!!! April 19, 2013

Jizzy-dick

Screwing up a putt in Tiger Woods Golf '10. Pulling back the putt seems easy, but it is easy to squiggle the controller, therefore resulting in a jizzy-dick.

"Harrison, you need to sink this putt for a birdie. Don't Jizzy-dick it."

"Oh man Turkey, you just jizzy-dicked the shit out of that putt."

"Sonny jizzy-dicked the putt on the 18th hole."

by geekchapel April 19, 2010

Dragon Dick

When you set your dick on fire and stick it in her ass

mike walked up to Tracey and asked "you wanna try some dragon dick"

by Nummy1132 October 29, 2018

dumb dick

The epitome of idiocy and genuine moronic behavior. Usually occurs while intoxicated.

Pizza delivery man arrives at 2:00 AM in a blizzard. After inspecting the receipt and a few snide remarks, dumb dick tips zero dollars and says to the pizza guy, "Welcome to the real world, buddy". Dumb dick proceeds to laugh hysterically.

by randyharwood May 28, 2013

dick army

any number of multiple dicks joined together towards a primary objective, ie a femal orface

She looks beat.... She is, last night she took a dick army on abet

by probie56 March 8, 2011