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Old People Thing

Use these 3 words as a way to say something about parents/adults with alcohol.
My parents are going out to go do their old people thing.(wine tasting).
by Im_A_Kool_Kid777 June 25, 2022
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And without asking any questions ruined my life before it started, likely ruined the life of my mother's boyfriend at the time under false pretenses and now...
Hym "Everyone and their brother can just use the fact the I stumbled across rape porn and a vigilante tracked my location as a 13 year old to refuse my rights in perpetuity until I submit to the will of the people and let you control the nature of my relationships from the shadows I perpetuity? THAT is what's insane. And you clearly accept the terms of matching insanity with insanity so I don't see how murdering your kids isn't par for the course."
by Hym Iam July 21, 2025
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Old Faithful

A blow job from an elderly woman with a stoma, while in the lie back position. To achieve full old faithful status, one must ejaculate while buried in the throat through the stoma hole on to her chest.
When I find an elderly bitch with a stoma, I'm totally gonna give that whore an old faithful.
by The Rapey Dog May 28, 2017
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Old Skin

A tragic condition diagnosed in elementary school where the child’s skin resembles that of an old man, or leather face.
Doctor: You have very old skin!
Mike: I’m in fourth grade!!!
by MikestheCatcher July 10, 2018
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40-year-old furgin

When you see a millennial in their mid 30-40s at Walmart wearing a fake tail in the pets department.
Did you just see that 40-year-old furgin walk by with a Lola Bunny spanking T-shirt on?
by He_does_pro-laps August 20, 2021
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