Poo

Solid waste

I need to do a poo.

by tr00p March 28, 2025

poo-priming

Coined by Kirstie Allsopp, Love It Or List It UK in Yorkshire. Synonym of the "polishing of a turd."

Only available example online: Kirstie Allsopp, "You can get a high sheen on a turd but it's still a turd... Poo-priming."

by Fibi Felisimo March 31, 2025

poo crumbs

the leftover poo left in the toilet bowl after you flush and scrub your skidmarks off.

"stop leaving poo crumbs in the toilet!"

by hasotomynaso April 10, 2025

bee poo

bee poo is kalala (not to be mixed up with "bee boo" which is NOT kalala)

bee poo is kalala

by yoolee April 12, 2025

Poo Hog Wokey

Someone who is stuck in their own chair because they’re too overweight and is too lazy to go to the toilet so they fester and fidgets and in their own shit.

Darren the fat bastard hasn’t gotten up from that chair in weeks he must be a Poo hog wokey.

by oopi April 22, 2025

Shit Kah poo

An ugly faced dog. Usually a small breed with long hair and fucked eyes.

I have several shit Kah poo's for sale. They make great lap dogs.

by Mr.Goodww April 29, 2025

Poo Punch

After fisting a girl in the ass, spin her around and punch her in the mouth with poo covered fist.

Amanda got poo punched by Jerry last night.

by Swopie May 17, 2025