Fight Club fired

The extreme version of quiet quitting. Instead of doing the bare minimum to keep your job, you are actively trying to be fired by displaying psychotic behavior.

Bob brought in 50 cans of baked beans and stacked them in a pyramid on his desk then started praying to them in tongues. I think he's trying to get Fight Club fired.

by Hogan Torah September 12, 2022

Fire man

What little Johnny wants to be when he grows up

Teacher: ok class I’m going go around to ask everyone what they want to be when they grow up. Now who wants to go first!

Little Johnny: *jumping out of his chair* oh me miss teacher!

Teacher: Ok go ahead Johnny!

Johnny: Guess! *whispers to his friends “she’ll never guess!”*

Teacher: hmm Johnny I’m not sure

Johnny: fire man! I wanna be a fire man ! *proceeds to climb on desk and start peeing, like a fire Mans hose*

by Crisss49 September 1, 2020

The Serbian Fire Hose

When you're hitting the bitch from the back and haven't nutted in a long time, so you flip her over and give her the old Serbian Fire Hose. Hot, warm cum smacks her across the face, like firemen saving a family from a burning house fire.

Jim: Hey Karen, why do you have an eye patch on today?
Karen: Michael gave me The Serbian Fire Hose last night.

by Šabac mačva October 18, 2021

Black Fire

Some see it as a spiritual symbol from sightings in witch mountains to the words of the tora. It's said to have existed before the beginning of time, and it also used as a term to refer to tobacco disease. It has a lot of broad meaning it's even used as Starfire's older sister's name in Teen Titans. But in general it's simply a persona or a way to describe something Cool, attractive, abstract and mysterious. Something you'd call a calm yet fisty person as a compliment. Also a literal term for dim/dark fire with no light shining through it.

Examples:
Person 1- "Have you seen the chick?"

Person 2- "Ya she's a total Black Fire."

Example two-

*When you find a real blue sapphire*
Person- "Woah that's almost as rare as a natural black Fire"

by Dinosjdjdj.rockcandy. 02 April 27, 2023

Fire Toast

A fail (esp. a fail excuse)

Scotty made fire toast when he told the teacher his dog ate his homework.

by KcDaBombDiggity October 24, 2011

dumpster fire

2020 ;)

2020 is such a fucking dumpster fire like wtf

by thatshitperson July 26, 2020

Alaskan Fire Dragon

The act of taping a sexual partner's mouth closed, and unleashing the wettest, stankiest diarrhea into their mouth, and then tickling them until it comes out of their nose.

I loved watching my uncle give my little brother the Alaskan Fire Dragon.

by ACBomb April 12, 2022