E-Fart

Search results that have absolutely nothing to do with your keywords - a common occurrence in poor search engines.

Derp 1:
Dude, I entered "orca" into the Bing search engine and It gave me 100 pages of "Russian pornography" for results.

Derp 2:
Yeah, looks like Bing had a serious E-Fart.

by NewSpeak March 5, 2015

breakfast fart

The first fart of the morning. Best served over easy. Often performed in an elevator.

The office crowd cringed when the elevator doors closed stirring up a juicy breakfast fart left by a previous occupant.

by Middagh March 29, 2015

fart gel

A gel you spread inside your buttcheeks to make your farts loud

Wow that was a loud fart are u using fart gel
Yes i am
Can i have some
No its my fart gel for my ass only
Can i just borrow some of the gel you already used
U meanthe gl currently in my ass
Yes

Ok fine

by cumdragon April 9, 2015

reptile fart

Placing a reptilian creature inside either your own or a partners anus before they are about to fart and suffocating the creature for the pleasure of feeling it squirm inside the anus

Jason and I were getting freaky and decided to try a reptile fart for some new pleasure.

by rustleinthewest April 13, 2015

Fart Dust

A really dry flatulence which upon exiting the anus emits dust which then can be seen on the inner lining of the undergarment as a powder like substance which falls away upon removal of said undergarment.

Hey Bill, check out my collection of fart dust I have here in this jar. It weighs almost 10 pounds!

by Auron117 September 11, 2015

Fart Slush

When one has a really wet flatulence which leaves a slushy brown substance in ones undergarment.

Man you should change your boxers there is fart slush dripping down your leg!

by Auron117 September 11, 2015

Rain Fart

When a wet, runny fart seeps down your legs.

Was that a rain fart?

by MegaMoon July 26, 2016