Noun used to replace a person's name, often done if said person has done something which would consider them to be a non-ideal person.
Often can be combined with other nouns to broden the meaning.
Often can be combined with other nouns to broden the meaning.
"What are your opinions or Brett?"
"Oh, douche really has outdone himself this time."
"Yeah, what an absolute douche canoe."
"Utter douche nozzle."
"Oh, douche really has outdone himself this time."
"Yeah, what an absolute douche canoe."
"Utter douche nozzle."
by Biddyboy June 10, 2024
I had to leave the bar because a douche of Chad's wouldn't stop talking to the bartender about crypto so no one could get a drink.
by Hawthorne McGillicuddy September 04, 2022
by satan beef April 02, 2010
If Sadia and Bush, aka douche one and douche two, made babies, what would they be?
HMMMMMMMMM. Let's ponder that one.
HMMMMMMMMM. Let's ponder that one.
by A Very Lovely Person May 25, 2007
pronounced doo-sh
meaning dickish or stupid or thick or sometimes said as if to say DUHHH!
a favourite saying among the scene crowd in the South Wales vallies.
also seen on Katie and Peter: Stateside a la Perez Hilton. (God he is :D)
meaning dickish or stupid or thick or sometimes said as if to say DUHHH!
a favourite saying among the scene crowd in the South Wales vallies.
also seen on Katie and Peter: Stateside a la Perez Hilton. (God he is :D)
by crazyladee June 30, 2009
Person one, pointing to a group of hipsters: "Look at that douche."
Person two: "Which one?"
Person one: "All of them."
Person two: "Which one?"
Person one: "All of them."
by Some Guy Named Pete January 26, 2012
A person that enjoys pissing other people off. Douches are selfish, obnoxious, mean and like it when someone's angry. A douche doesn't realise that they're a douche and thinks they're cool because they find it funny to piss everyone off. Only males can be referred to as a douche. A female that behaves douchy is a bitch.
by JustSomeRandomLad December 15, 2022