Wank Attack

The sudden panic experienced when masterbating and suddenly you hear footsteps nearby or a door opening, or some other indication that you aren't alone. Usually preceded by immediate zipping, minimising, muting and concealing of tissues.

Dude, I had a total wank attack yesterday, I coulda sworn I heard someone coming up the stairs but it was just tiddles, stupid cat.

Wank Attack by Crazy Tosh May 13, 2010

Heart attack by Chuu 

When you want to say you’re gay without saying it.

“do you listen to heart attack by chuu?”

“Or course”

Heart attack by Chuu by heychloe19 March 20, 2021

Mississippi sneak attack 

The Mississippi sneak attack, is when a girl goes to sleep in your bed and someone else goes in your room, and she thinks it's you. Then they proceed to have sex, and when it's all over the guy whispers in her ear, "It's about time we did this" revealing his true identity.

Wes pulled the Mississippi sneak attack on your girlfriend last night!

Mississippi sneak attack by oodlesiggy November 10, 2009

personal attack

a logical fallacy that demeans your opponent instead of refuting their argument.

"You shouldn't vote for Bill for student-body president because he got some random chick pregnant. What would he know what's good for the school?"

The person made a personal attack on Bill in order to give him a bad image so that he/she has a better chance at winning.

personal attack by Anime Nerd December 17, 2008

doop attap 

a fat kid that walks like a t rex and works at pizza nova and wears the pizza nova shirt 24/7 and says skooplaap doop attap shnaat

cris rex doop attap

doop attap by nigger sandwich jiffs April 3, 2009

Attleboro 

The world's most terrible town. There is nothing to do but get an abortion. Or take the train the frick out.

Entering Attleboro Massachusetts:
Leave your fun behind.

Attleboro by Blynd Mag April 20, 2009

Pay Attention to Me Text 

A text message sent to a former lover that may give false hope to the brokenhearted but only serves to boost the heart breaker's fragile ego. Pay Attention to Me Texts often appear casual and benign, such as "Hey, what's up?" However, when properly ignored, they frequently progress to more desperate attempts to be noticed, such as, "I heard our song on the radio today," or "I can't stop thinking about you."

The entire exchange may serve to rebuild the brokenhearted's self-esteem and partially restore the balance of power in a failed relationship, but all is lost the moment he or she responds to the text.

Guy#1: Marlene texted me today to say she misses me. Maybe she wants to get back together?

Guy#2: No way, dude, that's just a Pay Attention to Me Text. Ignore that shit!

Pay Attention to Me Text by Pavlov's Cat October 16, 2011