Uncle

Just like an extra cheeky father, but weaker and in the distance.

“Uncle Terry died! (He went on fire!)”

by BiggerChap November 25, 2023

Uncle Bruce

That one uncle that tells offensive, dark, or just racist jokes to his brother's or sister's kids, usually jokes he doesn't tell his own kids.

Dad: "Where did you hear that from?"
Son: "Uncle Bruce told me that joke."
Dad: "Don't talk to your Uncle Bruce anymore!"

by TheDeadYeti November 26, 2023

Uncle Ray’s Ways

Repetitive Boundary breaking.

Manipulative blame displacement.

Blatant disrespect.

Assumes everyone possesses his caliber of ignorance.

Xbestie: “Aww hell, Uncle Ray’s Ways be at it again!”

Sigma Bitch: “I’m above Uncle Ray’s Ways!”

by Sunshine4750 September 5, 2024

Uncle Ben’s Rice Grime

A strange unidentified growth found on the inside of a rice cooker after continued use without cleaning it

I was about to have some curry but encountered Uncle Ben’s Rice Grime

by NextJen September 7, 2024

uncontenable

of exceptionally poor quality; unforgivable; disrespectful. used especially in the context of airlines.

Took my money for BUSINESS CLASS, the FRONT OF THE PLANE, with LAY DOWN SEATS, but gave me ECONOMY. $6800 ticket, yep it's a lot of money, but since they got the money, they no longer think need to provide the service. Where i'm from they call that robbery. Uncontenable airline, no scrupples!

by Galactum September 19, 2024

Uncle Samsonite

A man, typically overweight who gets the satisfaction of twerking infront of minors

There is no example, theres just Uncle Samsonite.

by SuperNigger2145 October 2, 2024

Uncle Ruckus

Contrary to the dumbasses that write in this page, uncle ruckus isn't black. He has a condition named revitiligo (like Michael Jackson's vitiligo but the opposite) which makes him black.
In an episode he was shown to be abandoned by his white parents and left in a black house.

Dumb fuck: Why uncle ruckus in racist if he is black?! That doesn't make any sense?!
*Me dropkicking him to the floor*
Me: HE IS FUCKING WHITE!!!

by ~helpmeplease~ October 26, 2024