National Suck Dick Day

Everyday! Call your boyfriend over!

Girlfriend: come over baby it’s national suck dick day!
Boyfriend: since when?
Girlfriend: since I become horny

by I’m very honest March 29, 2020

upper suck

To give yo homie a little head,just a little(basically homiesexual)

me and the boy's having fun but one of the boy's feel in down so we give him upper suck

by Shapoodin December 14, 2019

Suck my peen

Hey yo dont suck my peen

Hey yo dont suck my peen

by Lil Debbie's husband May 16, 2021

suck my dick you faggot!

First coined my the actor Jonah Hill against a photographer who was harassing him,

"suck my dick you faggot!" is a simple and convenient phrase to use against anyone who annoys you in any situation.
Whether it's that door to door salesman, a Jehovah witness, that idiot colleague at work. There are endless possibilities. You can even spice it up a. bit by saying "Suck my dick you fucking queer eyed gay faggot poofter" to add that extra punch when you now they are definitely gay.

At the Sydney Mardi Gras: Police officer: "I'm sorry sir, the road is closed for the parade, you'll have to turn around and drive another way."
You say: Suck my dick you faggot!

by de-pube May 11, 2024

Suck and gargle

The act of completing a blow job by gargling the semen. Often seen as a sign of respect for the wasted sperm being sacrificed for her pleasure.

Sally's a really great chick. She gave me a suck and gargle out of respect for my swimmers.

by Samuel Cox August 21, 2017

suck urself

A Jamaican phrase when some is angry they say this

Desmond: Yo you pussy bwoy
Sheldon : Go suck urself

by Harris Beckenham student February 2, 2021

suck on a sock

A phrase to tell someone to shut up; when someone is annoying and u have to censore your language.

1: *chatter chatter chatter*
2: SUCK ON A SOCK AND LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!

1: *silence*
2: thx

by Volt. 15 September 20, 2018