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a parking ticket

a Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP (White Anglo Saxon Protestant) neighborhood comes home from church to find the words "alieni ite domum" (latin phrase meaning strangers go home/strangers are not welcome" scratched into their front door. the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket. I guess we'll just have to repair the damage, maybe even repaint the door.
by Sexydimma May 25, 2012
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Maddie Parks

The biggest slut alive. If you’re trying to get your body count up give her a call, doesn’t matter if has a boyfriend or not she will still fuck you
Aiden “I’m got 12 bodies and I want to have more than Chad before the New Year…”

Nate “Oh, but up Maddie Parks, she loves cheating on her boyfriend and riding tiny ducks!”
by LTR23232323 November 16, 2021
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Park City Alarm Clock

Waking up in a luxury ski chalet to a local attempting to penetrate the wrong hole.
Sara’s one night stand woke her up with a park city alarm clock
by Craig Shebesta April 26, 2025
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Grant park

A small town in illinois that’s barely a town, filled with mid whores and fat hicks that act like women. There’s not even a McDonald’s and the center of the townspeoples life is their beloved loves truck stop
Person 1: hey what should we do tonight

Person 2: well there’s not much to do in grant park so let’s sit in the loves parking lot and rev our trucks till our small penises are compensated for
by Assholecheddar June 11, 2022
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South Park Pathology

South Park Pathology refers to an attitude characterized by a deliberate display of apathy or disdain for caring about something, stemming from the belief that showing enthusiasm or concern is uncool or cringe. This mindset is often presented as a way of being "above" the act of caring, and it was popularized by the animated television show South Park. The term is particularly associated with millennials and serves as a critique of "poser" culture: if it is considered uncool to care deeply about something, then, paradoxically, it becomes "cool" to appear disinterested or dismissive.
John is embarrassed to tell people he plays Yu-Gi-Oh! because of South Park Pathology, fearing they might think it's cringe to care about a card game.

John is considered "based" because he shares his interests authentically and passionately, even though others with South Park Pathology tell him he's cringe for caring too much.
by Erik Houdini July 17, 2024
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Rotary Park

Rotary Park is safe after dark
Neighbors off porches, the playground is stark
Wine stained a vacant old basketball court
Dwellings surround a municipal fort
Don't mind the stories of triumphs and glories
Rotary Park is the jam after dark
Guy: Ever heard of Rotary Park?
Joe Hawley and Zubin Sedghi: wtf man
by ColdsteelpotOFCL May 23, 2024
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park job

the act of giving or reviving oral pleasure inside a parked vehicle.
“hey josh a park job from the janitor in his sprinter van yesterday
by invertedhorsecock September 10, 2020
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