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owning shit

1. To go into an environment and be the highest-value person in the room. This term does not just apply to small social settings but is limitless in scale and magnitude.

2. To have complete power over an environment, especially in social settings.

Owning shit is often not easy and often causes animosity from people who are not currently owning shit; however, you know you truly own shit when those same people cannot help but like you.
Michael Jordan owned shit on the basketball court.

Brad Pitt can walk into just about any room full of women and own shit.

Alpha Males are respected because they are owning shit.
by sammee m January 19, 2010
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Rope Shits

the feeling you get when you go to the restroom and it feels like some one is pulling a rope out of your asshole.
and it hurts really bad.
Bagley, i have a bad case of the Rope shits and it hurts, so don't touch me.
by ChristianBag October 8, 2009
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dollar shit

The act of taking a shit while on the clock at an hourly job, resulting in beind paid aproxametly a dollar for taking the shit.
Im gonna go take a dollar shit.
by usmc93 July 6, 2010
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felonious shit

When me and my boys are rollin' through the hood, we up to some felonious shit.
by Nosefuckers Incorporated September 28, 2013
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That shits for the birds

A way of saying yo I don’t fuck with that(something)
Person 1: man I hate racism, that shits for the birds

Person2: ya I don’t fuck with that
by dumbledorsanus January 31, 2022
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shiverin shits

Severe diarrhea in a public restroom. Occurs after you eat at a nasty reseraunt who employs cooks that don't regularly wash their hands. After eating you barely have time to make it to a gas station restroom. Scared to touch your ass to the piss encrusted seat, you rely on your leg muscles to hold you up while on every exhale, a furious river of shit rushes out of your ass. Before your body has gotten rid of the bacteria consumed at the resteraunt your legs and abdominal muscles reach muscle failure and they tremble under the stress.
Sally: "Hey Bob, whats up?"

Bob: "Can't talk now, bitch. I gots the shiverin shits!"
by Passingthrough March 24, 2007
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Barney shit

Noun: Something new, childish, simplistic, amateurish, or meant for beginners. It may also refer to foolishly innocent thoughts or actions.

Origin: Drawn from Saul Williams' "Penny for a Thought":

"a young child stares at a glowing screen
transfixed by tales of violence
his teenage father tells him that that's life,
not that Barney shit
a purple dinosaur that speaks of love,
a black man that speaks of blood
which one is keeping it real, son?"
~"Did you hear Jen got that job?"
~"At the lawyer's office? It's Barney shit. She's a secretary with a fancy title."

~"I tried a Guinness Stout for the first time last night. It was so good."
~"You're lucky. After all these years drinking Mich Ultra, you're lucky you can handle good beer. That Barney shit will ruin perfectly good taste buds."

~"Dude, Gina just waved to me. Do you think she likes me?"
~"What? Spare me the Barney shit. Go talk to her."
by The Afterworld Cafe March 5, 2010
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