milk my almonds

common euphemism for fuck used by those in the vegan and dairy free community

I forget my homework aw MILK MY ALMONDS

by annntttt July 27, 2019

milking

Similar to milking a cow but in joke form. When you milk a joke so hard just for attention. Sometimes in worse cases it can be rehearsed in the first place.

Person: *says a joke*
*everyone laughs*
-some time later-
Person: *repeats joke again*
Everyone: Wow you're really milking that joke, it wasn't even funny in the first place.

by soxy February 10, 2018

hard milk

the milk that that's harder than the blue cheese stuck at the back of your god cousin's fridge ( ͡⊙ ͜ʖ ͡⊙)

you wanna play fortnite 😏

no i drank da hard milk 🤮

by organicwhopper April 6, 2022

skittle milk

When you put a whole packet of skittle powder in milk.

Charlie: (what’s a skittle packet in milk) here has some skittle milk.

Luke: thank you (drink the skittle milk).

Luke: What the fuck it taste like paint.

by Hdhdgdyiewh March 22, 2023

hong kong milk tea

bukake where the recipient is wearing a veterinary cone collar

the triad gang member snitched and got a hong kong milk tea in retaliation.

by polyclef April 12, 2023

Nigga milk

A derogatory term for cocoa/chocolate milk. Can be applied towards cold chocolate milk or towards hot cocoa.

Barista: Hello sir! What would you like to have?
Man: One nigga milk, please!
Barista: Here or take-away?
Man: Here.
Barista: Okay, then!

by LohuBoi October 9, 2020

Milk

Something my dad is getting. They must be all out, he’s been a long time.

Where’s your dad?
He went to get the milk!
Awe man..

by Verygoodatwords April 8, 2022