Mom went out for a gallon of milk

The female version of “Dad went out for cigarettes”, where the mom goes out and abandons the kid under the pretense of buying milk.

Mom went out for a gallon of milk and never came back.

by ozzygcoverdale May 1, 2022

Milk

Milk is the nectar of the gods. ITS CHOCOLATE ALSO SOMETIMES

Guys I cant go out i have to drink my milk

by anonymous November 20, 2020

Burrito milking

Sucking dick

Burrito milking is Johnson favorite thing to do

by Destineehenderson July 5, 2015

Milk Shook

It's a milk shake but it's not shaking anymore

Why would you call it milk shake if it isn't shaking..
Call it milk shook

by Jifurr April 11, 2020

Tasmanian Milk Snork

When your partner gives a blowjob like a Tasmanian Devil that when you blow your load it comes out of her nose, causing them to make a snork sound and looks like dripping milk.

Your mom was at it so hard last night she Tasmanian Milk Snorked all over me. Hot.

by Alleycat26 June 30, 2019

gotta get milk

Im leavong to never come back

hey kids gotta get milk see you if you get famous.

by the gone dad October 20, 2021

Milk delivery

A term repeated in the automotive parts sales industry to signify fear and uncertainty. Outside sales teams fear the 'milk delivery' and will avoid it at all costs.

The manager, unshaken, locks eyes with Tony, the outside salesman and simply says 'milk delivery'. Tony knows what this means but fears he has the courage to face it.

by Blackbeard14 September 3, 2023