Michael Jordan

When you poop #2 and jerk off #3 on the toilet at the same time. 23

Yo bro watch the front desk phone for a minute I’m gonna go Michael Jordan in the bathroom.

by Apacho January 2, 2025

Michael Rouse

A really fun, kind and care free person (in a good way). he is always there to cheer you up, an amazing soccer with hella good thunder thighs;) and really friken attractive, amazing body and an amazing person.

there’s Michael Rouse wow his thunder thighs are impressive

by dara berger August 28, 2019

Michael

Michael is always the boy that gets a lot of praise and attention but doesnt think anything of it. Always looking ahead, but a caring soul who will take care of a special someone if they are worthy.

Michael is very sexy.

by ChugNus January 7, 2022

Michael

that one fat cunt who always eats the macaroni, even when you tell him not to. He doesn't care for anyone else but himself and he loves to engorge himself in copious amounts of cheesy pasta. do not trust him, for he will steal your macaroni.

Male 1: yo dude have you seen my macaroni?
Male 2: oh sorry dude, Michael ate it all.
Male 1: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT MICHAEL YOU FAT CUNT!

by bartholomewJames March 19, 2022

michael monastra

Like God is God son is God Alpha Omega

Jesus is michael monastra aka christ Michael

by LUCIFER to believe March 16, 2019

Michael 'Fresh' Cedar

The freshest man in the universe who's freshness stuns everybody especially when they see him and his FRESH PANTS! This wise man also known as the Cokemaster (or cebarboi) can 100% guarantee everything. He loves Honey. Wise quotes from this stud is "Coke is healthier than water" , "I didnt saw him" "I proudly identify as a mythical reptile ;)" etc. Meeting this man should be the number one thing on your bucket list as he truly is a one of a kind fresh guy. Einstein, Newton, Schmidt, these are the names of the most intelligent men to be alive on this earth; however, none of these wise men were able to discover the Law of 89 or more specifically known as Genna's Law. This law says that when somebody guarentee's 100% the true maximum they can produce is only 89% . This law defies all laws of physics, coke and chemistry but thus far this law is 100% guaranteed to be true.

Michael 'Fresh' Cedar has fresh pants but he dogs the boys!

by mishcyda April 24, 2017

Michael Mason

Michael Mason is the official nickname for the ICC World Test Championship Mace.

The Blackcaps are taking Michael Mason home to New Zealand with them after winning the ICC WTC final.

by zkpilot June 25, 2021