The world's chunkiest man. Each of his tities way around 3000 pounds with 8 ecosystems the size of the universe under them. According to Blaize Pascals, and Albert Einstein's mega mind calculations has a total of 23 stomach layers. He has around 20 chins but when he looks down it because 200 chins. In 2002 when Micheal Barone fell down the stairs it caused an Earthquake, Tsunami, Hurricanceand Volcano reaction all at once. When He was born he ate this family.
by U adopted June 09, 2022
Michael Collins was very good at undermining the English, but in the end, he couldn't defeat his own people.
by Iam not Elmer Fudd June 10, 2020
A former Navy Veteran and Detective who cant handle being wrong. Especially hates it when a female proves him wrong. Will use condescending names in an effort to try and prove himself right otherwise. Likes to use his veteran and former police jobs to cover his rudeness.
Oh man. She proved him wrong. Wonder if he will Michael Tucker it and just call her "baby girl" and keep pretending he isnt wrong.
by DrtyMan July 12, 2019
When your wife catches you on a website looking to get blown by men with a dildo sitting next to you on the couch
by TallCupOfJoe June 24, 2023
here we see a wild Michael anusursius is out on the daily hunt for women but then the Russell chadius comes and takes the woman and the Michael anusursius has to watch how the Russell chadius has victory over the Michael anusursius
the Michael anusursius is a failure
by aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahfhdjej April 23, 2023
He's such a kaleb Michael Roth
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by The True Banana Mike February 21, 2018