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Clock Milker

Someone who shows up to work and is completely unproductive, and spends countless hours looking up new definitions on urbandictionary.com.
"Greg" is a clock milker because he comes in everyday and spend hours 6-8 just surfing the web, still pulling the wool over his bosses eyes and taking home his payheck.
by S Wall September 24, 2005
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big daddy milkers

a scrumptious cum drizzling pair of juicy daddy balls owa owa
man i'd love to guzzle on that guys bouncing big daddy milkers
i've never wanted to suck a dick so bad in my life, i swear
by feral piss pringle April 5, 2021
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milky swingin' dudds

Large, pendulous and often mountainous breasts, that would effortlessly catch the eye of any on-looker whether it be in admiration or shock.
Assume Geordie accent; "Why ay man.... look at them MILKY SWINGIN' DUDDS!!!!!".
by Lorenzo Davenport February 17, 2006
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Milky Titties

When one's tits are squishy and soft like butter, and have the sheen of a milky glaze.
Did you fuck that milf yet?
No, but I felt her milky titties!
by MLJP Milfz4Lyfe November 13, 2012
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Milkfloat

Someone who is typically slow (like a milkfloat) minded and could often be referered to as an invalid.
Guy: Mate, dat bitch didn't even pre heat the oven before cooking her ready meal..
Friend: I told you, proper fucking milkfloat.
by Page4LFC17 February 1, 2013
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Milkboarding

Milkboarding is a less common form of torture in which milk is poured over the face of an immobilized captive, thus causing the individual to experience the sensation of drowning. Milkboarding can cause extreme pain, dry drowning, damage to lungs, and several symptoms related to lack of oxygen. Symptoms can also include bad breath lasting several weeks or even months, as a result of milk decomposing in the lungs.

Milkboarding is being used in parts of the fitness industry (the strong parts) as punishment for spreading stupidity.

Traditionally, whole milk is used for the torture. In rare cases, whole milk with added cream is used. The added cream increases the amount of fat in the milk, resulting in a higher level of oxygen restriction.

Although milkboarding has several similarities to waterboarding, the use of milkboarding is mainly for punishment, not as means to retrieve information.
"If that skinny vegan keeps saying meat is unhealthy, I'm gonna f**king milkboard him."

"That lazy fatass stopped badmouthing squatting after he was milkboarded."

"Gym Rule: Curling in the squat-rack is punished by milkboarding until consciousness is lost."
by Melkemannen September 4, 2012
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Milky Shit

When you are in a really bad situation and you can't do anything about it. You're screwed or got screwed over.
Mary: "I just broke my phone charger, I can't get another one because my car is in the shop, and my phone is at 2%."
John: "That's some milky shit."
by CMaggieS November 29, 2016
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