A big stupid degenerate which will switch sides at any given point as long as it benefits him, he thinks he is on the top of the world and will always attempt to make a bond before backstabbing you to only coming back in a few hours and then backstabbing the person he was with earlier.
dudebro 1 - "Yo I genuinely hate you dude3, dude2 lets go."
dude2 - "yeah bro fuck u dude3"
dude3 - "ok assholes"
dudebro 1 - "yo dude3 lets hate on dude2"
dude3 - "uhh ok"
dude2 - "ur such a keyton"
dude2 - "yeah bro fuck u dude3"
dude3 - "ok assholes"
dudebro 1 - "yo dude3 lets hate on dude2"
dude3 - "uhh ok"
dude2 - "ur such a keyton"
by drmarkkz November 3, 2025
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a keybowl party, to put it in simple terms, a party where all the men there put their house keys in a bowl and at the end of the party each woman picks a random key out of the bowl and whoever one she gets she goes home to for the night, to, yk...
by Shasim November 19, 2025
Get the keybowl party mug.A douchebag troll that comments on welding videos like he or she is some kind professional welder even though they have ZERO pictures or videos of welds they produced on their own profiles/pages. Their opinion is WORTHLESS and they should be immediately BANNED from your account.
Creator in video: *welds a perfect stack of dimes with a mig*
Keyboard welder: "YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN PUSHING INSTEAD OF DRAGGING, YOU SUCK."
Everyone Else: BANNNNNNNNNNNN
Keyboard welder: "YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN PUSHING INSTEAD OF DRAGGING, YOU SUCK."
Everyone Else: BANNNNNNNNNNNN
by RUSTYCREEKFAB January 5, 2026
Get the Keyboard Welder mug.A complete TOOL that trolls online DIY and Tip videos that show the public procedures and tips on repairing cars and trucks These guys generally work at "your moms house" or the workplace is an empty field on social profiles. They like to tell you how you fucked up and how WRONG you're doing something when in fact their own mechanical knowledge and experience isn't enough to fix a coffee maker.
DIY Content Creator: perfectly rebuilds and assembles a pair of cylinder head from start to finish.
Keyboard mechanic (who probably works at starbucks): "DUDE, YOU FUCKED THOSE HEADS UP SO BAD. YOU SHOULD HAVE JUST BOUGHT NEW ONES. YOU'RE A SHITTY MECHANIC. YOU DIDNT EVEN PUT GOLF BALL DIMPLES IN IT."
*then proceeds to go watch "the view" under a blankie on his couch*
Keyboard mechanic (who probably works at starbucks): "DUDE, YOU FUCKED THOSE HEADS UP SO BAD. YOU SHOULD HAVE JUST BOUGHT NEW ONES. YOU'RE A SHITTY MECHANIC. YOU DIDNT EVEN PUT GOLF BALL DIMPLES IN IT."
*then proceeds to go watch "the view" under a blankie on his couch*
by RUSTYCREEKFAB January 15, 2026
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Guy 1: *munching sounds*
Guy 2: Do you have an orange keyboard?
Guy 1: What's that?
Guy 2: Orange Keyboard
Guy 2: Do you have an orange keyboard?
Guy 1: What's that?
Guy 2: Orange Keyboard
by rpg May 4, 2006
Get the orange keyboard mug.an electronic piano that has been made gangster. these pianos are used only by the pieces of plastic
Ron: whoa your cool. you wanna come over and gangsterify my keyboard?
Draco: sure. i know how too. i have a gangsterified keyboard
Draco: sure. i know how too. i have a gangsterified keyboard
by piece of plastic December 6, 2006
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