Jack Time

When a friends time keeping is so poor, they arrive anywhere from 5 minutes to 5 hours late...

Alex: Dude where were you?
Jack: Oh sorry I'm running on Jack Time

by Mack1990 August 17, 2011

Hackey Jacking

The disgraceful act of serving ones hackey sack to ones self.
Similar to masturbating.

Bro stop hackey jacking you are making everybody upset.

by The3niglets September 1, 2011

Slumber-Jack

(verb) The act of masturbating right before you fall asleep.

The final "jack sesh" of the day to easy you into slumber

*note*

to jack, jacking, jack off, and the like are all slang for male masturbation

EX. 1

Friend 1: Dude, how many times have you jacked it today?

Friend 2: Three, not including my upcoming slumber-jack

EX. 2

Friend 1: I am so wired, I'll never fall asleep tonight

Friend 2: Bro, I have the perfect solution for you! Treat yourself to a slumber-jack, it never fails me

by Bilbro Baggins (of the shire) September 13, 2011

Jack Grimley

A charismatic man with a massive penis who every woman is in love with. He is a tall, lean, blonde, blindingly beautiful boy who women can't stay away from.

When Jack Grimley looked into her eyes, she instantly creamed her pants

by Attractiv shawty January 11, 2023

jack + zoe

jack and zoe, they go like cookies and cream, jack kind and shy, zoe is lovely and sweet, you cant keep them away from each other, they are a match made in heaven.

jack + zoe

by fheheidn January 23, 2020

jack and emma

jack and emma are the perfect couple. they have loved each other since they were very young and stick through whatever distance or hardships come their way, because they know its all worth it.

person - “jack and emma are so perfect together”
person 2 - “i know right!!!”

by theseareinsidejokes May 1, 2020

Jack kirkham

Friendzoned for life

Jack kirkham is full of friendzonedness

by TopShaggerJake July 11, 2020