basic dick

A guy who thinks he is "the shit" while he is the exact opposite; the male equivalent of a "basic bitch".

An obnoxious motherfucker that thinks he knows what's up but needs to get the shit beat out of him because he really doesn't know shit. He was a fucking basic dick. (Adam DeMamp in Workaholics)

by BasicDIck February 12, 2014

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jacobs dick

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My! You have a bad case of Jacobs Dick!

by Hannah Hoppe June 8, 2014

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daddy dick

some 1 who has some good dick dat knows how to use it and satisfy a women needs

my baby joel gots da daddy dick

by Ashley November 24, 2004

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chick with a dick

What I am. I have breasts and a penis-vagina. It's easy to get my gender confused. I just explain to people I'm both.

I'm a chick with a dick and I'm not ashamed.

by Salvatore H. Vitale April 16, 2008

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Slang. Biggest kind of penis you can have. Estimated to be 30 feet long and 15 feet wide. White people with jungle fever usually have it and so do black people with wierd names, such as Bovice or Orphieus. Yes, it is bigger than a shlong.

Dude, that chick that I did will never walk again because I unleashed my DINO DICK on her.

by Beastling54 March 7, 2009

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