daddy dick

some 1 who has some good dick dat knows how to use it and satisfy a women needs

my baby joel gots da daddy dick

by Ashley November 24, 2004

chick with a dick

What I am. I have breasts and a penis-vagina. It's easy to get my gender confused. I just explain to people I'm both.

I'm a chick with a dick and I'm not ashamed.

by Salvatore H. Vitale April 16, 2008

Dino Dick

Slang. Biggest kind of penis you can have. Estimated to be 30 feet long and 15 feet wide. White people with jungle fever usually have it and so do black people with wierd names, such as Bovice or Orphieus. Yes, it is bigger than a shlong.

Dude, that chick that I did will never walk again because I unleashed my DINO DICK on her.

by Beastling54 March 7, 2009

Schmig Dick

Street slang for schmiggy which is the act of shooting herion and pcp into the large vain of the penis.

Everybody is schmig dick in the club tonight.

by ftkscrillan March 22, 2009

dex dick

The particular predicament that occurs when you are tripping on cough syrup (aka robotripping, dexing, or tussing) and attempt to masturbate or fuck, but cannot perform to completion, NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.

I was robotripping all day and when I tried to jerk my chicken, I had a case of dex dick!

by Boots 707 June 30, 2008

Skype Dick

A person who is a huge dick on skype client

xSkate is a Skype Dick

by Voiceeee August 18, 2011

Dick Measurer

Slang term for the United States one-dollar bill, which is six inches in length. Although all US bills are the same length, the term can be pluralized to denote larger sums of money, irrespective of how many bills are involved.

Eustice: That bastard Gavin owes me thirty dick measurers.
Chad: Bro's always short on dick measurers.

by The Reverend McCready January 17, 2009