Cryjaculation

When you are so sad you burst with tears , explosively as they gush from your eyes

Mary graces face flashed red as she cryjaculated, oozing fluids all over the new velvet sofa, she felt so felt so good after such a powerful cryjaculation.

by sean jay April 29, 2024

Cryptocurrency

I grift proposed to you by your High-School Bully, you know, the one who was divorced three times in one year and reeks of knob cheese

Gregory: Dud, I'm telling you, I'm gonna hit it big with this new token, honest man, Cryptocurrency is the future!
Daniel: Greg, you are the same guy who bet that Left Behind would get an Oscar nomination

by Big, Big, Martian May 4, 2024

crying like muck

Mentally,Unstable,Crying,Karen.

Everytime We Have Company.The Neighbors Be Crying Like Muck. They Act Like Parking's Reserved On Public Streets ,What Are They Employee Of The Month.

by SweetGirlZ May 5, 2024

crying skull emoji

This person is DEFINITELY a femboy and for sure wants to be pounded.

"Man I love men, *crying skull emoji*"

by stinkyboy100 May 7, 2024

cryptosmite

an unenrollment exploit for chromebooks developed by the team FWSmasher over on GitHub around March 2024
Google paid 10k to the developer after they kept quiet waiting for it (bug report) to be patched, unlike sh1mmer....

student 1: why dude I cant go discord.com it say "blocked"?
student 2: just use cryptosmite LOL
student 2: I don't have any restrictions on my chromebook
student 2: here give me a few minutes
student 2: *crypto smites*
student 1: omg policy are you there? (the Chromebook is now unmanaged and there is no policy so they are free to do whatever)

principal: BOTH OF YOU WILL BE EXPELLED FROM THIS SCHOOL IMMEDIATELY.

by anonymous May 9, 2024

cryptosmite

an unenrollment exploit for chromebooks developed by the team FWSmasher over on GitHub around March 2024
Google paid 10k to the developer after they kept quiet waiting for it (bug report) to be patched, unlike sh1mmer....

student 1: why dude I cant go discord.com it say "blocked"?
student 2: just use cryptosmite LOL
student 2: I don't have any restrictions on my chromebook
student 2: here give me a few minutes
student 2: *crypto smites*
student 1: omg policy are you there? (the Chromebook is now unmanaged and there is no policy so they are free to do whatever)

principal: BOTH OF YOU WILL BE EXPELLED FROM THIS SCHOOL IMMEDIATELY.

by therealmia May 9, 2024

crying skull emoji

like the normal skull emoji but for when you want to get railed

"bro... that's crazy :crying skull emoji:

by stinkyboy100 May 12, 2024