old stones

Old guys that are high

There old stones had smoke 10 joints

by Guimo January 30, 2018

crusty old favor

A favor asked of a younger person that Is not sexual in nature, but the recipient of the favor receives sexual pleasure from the act.

Mr. Olsen asked me to sweep off his porch again, but I think it was a crusty old favor. He was watching me handle the broom very intently. He makes me feel uncomfortable.

by Cuban Sammy November 20, 2019

Old Yeller

/oʊld ˈjɛlɚ/

My dad's lucky toenail that he supposedly has never trimmed in his life and thus it has grown incredibly long, thick & sharp. Named for it's yellow hue.

Dad, you just cut me with Old Yeller again! You really need to trim that thing.

by Partydude17 April 14, 2022

Old Turkey

Old Turkey is a nickname for anyone who is old, wrinkly, and really tan.

John Gilmore is so tan, old, and wrinkly he is an old turkey.

by aidin jhvvnvbj December 14, 2018

Old broken crippled bent wonky stupid rotten crusty witch

Is when ur witch is so mangled that she can be called this. However, the person saying this literally worships the ground she walks on and loves her.

Omg Lucy is such an Old broken crippled bent wonky stupid rotten crusty witch that I would get on my hands and knees to worship her.

by Witch man August 28, 2022

Old Sneako

A genius, moments before losing sight of the honourable path they were once on.

I miss the Old Sneako

by Knickers in Paris October 6, 2023

40-year-old furgin

When you see a millennial in their mid 30-40s at Walmart wearing a fake tail in the pets department.

Did you just see that 40-year-old furgin walk by with a Lola Bunny spanking T-shirt on?

by He_does_pro-laps August 20, 2021