two-seater

When 2 woman separately sit on a man's face and genitals.

Person 1: I heard Jake had a two-seater last night?
Person 2: I'm jealous. I'm a damn virgin.

by acasianBitrate November 3, 2023

Two and a BBQ

The act of losing two games immediately in a double elimination tournament and heading straight to the complimentary BBQ.

Well at least you got two and a BBQ.

by Keno master October 2, 2020

two-spacer

A person that follows the traditionalist writing style which includes two spaces after a period.

I bet two-spacers are the type of people that made Pandora accounts and never even tried Spotify.

by bluegingham February 22, 2022

Two-Way Rizz

When two people attempt to rizz each other at the same time without realising it. This can be double L-rizz, double W-rizz, or one W and one L.

“Look at the Two-Way Rizz over there, I wonder if they realise they’re both L rizzing each other”

by bollyoi99 February 5, 2023

Two shits past a hen fox

You’re fucked!

You’re two shits past a hen fox bro…

by Honeycomb Cheerios January 24, 2024

two-pack Shakur

A dual-CD album of greatest hits from da famous rap-music star.

I'm mostly into classical, easy-listening, and meditative music, so I think "Ell Passo" on high-speed non-musical babbling, whether it's just a single disc or two-pack Shakur offering.

by QuacksO August 18, 2025

Two-Syxx

“Two-Syxx” is a simple gang cipher used by a small local street gang in Detroit known as the Hyena Crips, the cipher is “2+6=8”, in the Hyena Crips street gang the number “8” is widely recognized to represent the 8th letter of an alphabet “H” for “Hyenas”, “Two-Syxx” is used by Hyena members to refer to themselves as Hyenas.

“Two-Syxx Gang shut down 4 parties last summer, them boyz too active”

by 313forLife September 16, 2025