A sex connoisseur. The master of mpreg and the father of my kids. One interaction with this divine being binds your soul to his. Prepare for eternal damnation, as your hole will never heal after his milk bombs. There is no time to prepare, just relax your sphincter and enjoy the ride.
Gary: Dude... I don't think my anal prolapse will ever go back in after me and Ryan's 33 hour bareback breeding session!
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Get the ryan ross mug.The accepted reality that promises made by Republican candidates won't come true. Wisconsin Congressman Paul Ryan claimed that he was a "Solid Conservative", when in fact he was a self-promoting sleazeball that lied for several years without any shame. Ryan promised great things in his campaigns, but the USA suffered severe losses during his tenure in Congress.
During 2024, Trump was out there making big promises about eliminating taxes on tips and Social Security payments. Now we see the Paul Ryan Effect in action. Tips and Social Security payments are still being taxed and there is no fix in sight.
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Thanks to cancel culture (I can't believe I'm saying that), a lot of content concering abuse in Ryan's Toy Review have come out.
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Get the Ryan's Toy Review mug.Born on October 25th 1990, Ryan Preece or Rocketman, is nominated as one of the best cup drivers by many. He's got one problem, He's been held back by his equipment. This claim stems from the fact that he joined a dying Stewart-Haas Racing in 2023. Another factor to consider are his truck Series stats. As of April 30th 2025 he has 11 top 10s out of his 12 starts in trucks. A pretty impressive record to look at especially in this day and age. In Xfinity, his stats are subpar there as well. He made starts for JGR and has won for them as well. But his first couple years in cup were disastrous. JTG was supposedly had potential coming into 2019 and failed miserably from there until Preece left in 2021. In 2022 he ran a part time schedule with Rick Ware Racing until he got his second full time opportunity in the form of the #41 Ford Mustang GT provided by Stewart-Haas Racing. 2023 wasn't much better than his time at JTG but they were a sub improvement at best. 2024 was his worst season on record. Coming out of 2024 it seemed as if Preece wouldn't get another chance. Out of nowhere in the off season, Preece got the call from a rising RFK Racing to drive their #60 Ford Mustang Dark Horse. Ever since then, he's had a glimmer of light in his skill behind the wheel. The only bad thing that's happened to him within the past 2 weeks was a DNF at Talladega this past weekend at the time of me typing this entry.
Example 1: "Here comes Ryan Preece on the inside"! - Mike Joy
Example 2: " There goes Preece up and over"! - Rick Allen
Example 2: " There goes Preece up and over"! - Rick Allen
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