Alaskan fire hose

The act of taping your butthole shut poking a hole and then eating laxative so it comes out really concentrated when you start to blow you light your butchers on fire and butt them out with your poop

Alaskan fire hoses are risky but worth it

by Matt_jenk November 25, 2024

Notre Dame is on fire

Shit is potentially irreparably fucked, and even if its not forever, its going to be a long time before its better.

"Hey, how's work going?"
"Shit man, Notre Dame is on fire..."

by Antiguns McChestytraps April 15, 2019

My Ass Is On Fire

Impotence
Boomerang
I'll stab you (I'll stab you, stab you)
Clumps of hair in the sink
Who's hiding things from me?

You knew all along, god damn it
But you wouldn't tell me
Well, look at you now

It's not funny, my ass is on fire
Paraplegic, inhuman liar

Carve a smile on your face
Everything's great, suffocate

Fuck, what you looking at fuck?
What you looking at fuck?
Don't you fucking look at me
Don't you fucking look at me
Don't you fucking look at me
It's beyond my control, it's beyond my control
It's beyond, oh, I'm coming

It's not funny, my ass is on fire
Paraplegic, inhuman liar

Boo
Boo

Redundant, redundant, redundant, redundant
Redundant, redundant, redundant, redundant
Redundant, redundant, redundant, redundant
Redundant, redundant, redundant, redundant
Redundant, redundant, redundant, redundant
Redundant, redundant, redundant, redundant
Redundant, redundant, redundant, redundant
Boring, boring, boring, boring, boring, boring

Excuse me, I am lost, please help me
对不起，我迷路了，请帮忙

Will there be anything else, Mister Bungle?
No, that's fine Carl, thank you
So you see Mister Bungle, Dylan's fucking up your whole campaign
He's totally incompetent, Sleeper-X commercials
Will be laughed off of television if you approve his campaign

Well, that's very interesting
I never thought too much of Dylan, now that you mention it
And I'm starting my own agency Mister Bungle
I could do a hundred percent better job than that turkey
I'll bet you could, what you say is very interesting
In fact, you're very interesting

Oh, Mister Bungle, I didn't know you were interested
And you will give me your account for my new agency?
Later honey, we'll talk business later
Right now I want to make love to your beautiful, beautiful body, ah

by Gothic Miscreant October 21, 2023

Bulgarian Fire hydrant

When viciously finger a women till she has an orgasm. You collect the liquid, and keep fingering her until her blood mixes with her orgasm. You then mix the liquid with alcohol, and keep drinking till you and the girl get black-out drunk.

"I had a blast doing the Bulgarian Fire Hydrant to a girl last night."

by Maxdagoat2508 July 3, 2025

wi-fire

When your wi-fi is spotty for an entire day but is normal the next.

urban dictionary faggot Why weren't you emailing me yesterday?
urban dictionary employee I had a wi-fire. Sorry!

by JTCSDerp December 11, 2017

Mexican Fire Torch

Getting a rim job from a girl whilst shitting so poop goes all over there mouth but they keep rimming u

Damn that girl was a freak she gave me a Mexican Fire Torch after dinner

by Xx lone sigma fister xX August 4, 2025

Fire-Mid

Better than Mid its fire mid

That anime isnt mid its fire-mid

by clips2 January 30, 2022