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bum jammer

"If a guy reads Cosmo, and drinks Perrier, he's clearly a bum jammer."
by D. Gould July 30, 2008
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when you enjoy rubbing a mans calf and you slowly work your way up till you reach the tip when finally you go for the grab
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by recliner-and-newyort August 12, 2025
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Pokey Bum Strum

The act of a female giving herself a shocker! (Two in the pink, one in the stink)

A way of spicing up your basic daily masturbation for a special occasion
Jean gets bored of the plain old strum, so every so often she throws in a Pokey Bum Strum to keep herself excited
by Shash_____ November 12, 2020
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bum solos

bumsolos is a sign like ___ was here but instead you just sign bumsolos

you can sign this anywhere, the more th merrier
"dude I just found like 10 bum solos tags"
"did you write some more?"
"hell yeah"
by bumsolos June 6, 2024
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Flakey Bum-Wank

A deviation of the Pokey Bum-Wank where a chocolate sweet is used as a replacement for the finger. The sweet treat is inserted into the anus whilst carrying out the five-knuckle-shuffle to heighten the participants' pleasure. This may also be of benefit to those that have to take emergency action to control their blood-sugar levels due to a diabetic emergency - though there is little medical evidence to prove that this will successfully prevent the patient from slipping into a coma mid-wank.
I am feeling particularly horny having left the gym all pumped up and after observing the lycra-clad lovelies that were also working out. However, I have unsuccessfully kept control of my blood-sugars and need to take urgent action. I think I will kill two birds with one stone and have myself a Flakey Bum-Wank.
by normanstanleyfletcher April 5, 2025
mugGet the Flakey Bum-Wankmug.

bum in

to suddenly acquire; to travel; come in
Trade allowed for necessities to bum in overseas
by a.dotballa February 12, 2019
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