Turkish meat market

An orgy that has a chicks to dicks ratio, that clearly favors the dicks by at least three dicks per every one chick.

dude who forgot the pussy?
this place looks like a god dam Turkish meat market.

by Monsterricharddrager April 8, 2010

Prime Meat Text

impressive penis pics from Jeff Bezos sent to his lover, Lauren Sanchez

An alert popped up on Lauren's phone one morning that she thought was an eggplant; when she opened it Lauren realized she'd just received an very impressive Prime Meat Text from Bezos, Amazon's Founder.

by Uncle Joosie June 20, 2019

remote meat gazer

Remote Meat Gazer- The act of blankly staring as if studying someones package.

Ryan Ibsen is a remote meat gazer.

by novaman November 7, 2007

Skeet on my meat

A term us to dis you

Bitch skeet on my meat

by Yeet on my meat June 16, 2018

Magic Meat Wand

The penis of a man one cares about deeply, not to be confused with a pork sword which is less desirable. Couples well with a heaven basket. A term of endearment for the penis.

I love everything about you, including your magic meat wand.

by Jordan Rivers July 13, 2010

black meat sauce

Also known as whorechestershire sauce, this fine condom- ent makes eating weenies a 100% better.

Dope likes to dump black meat sauce on Theo.

by jinxofthejil July 16, 2016

dead meat week

week before/during finals or some other hellish and crucial time period.

During Dead Meat Week, people chug so much caffeine that the vending machines are always out of mountain dew.

by missmuffinface June 1, 2010