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Morphy's Law

Refers to the often-experienced situation of frustration and lack of progress/advancement caused by the infamous "double-face" that so many lazy/selfish/insensitive people rapidly vacillate between, depending on current conditions --- one moment they may be robustly cheerful and agreeably open-minded, and then if someone mentions an unwelcome subject or task, they suddenly "morph" into an irritable depressed "limp rag" who does not wish to bestir himself or cooperate/assist in any way.
Morphy's Law: The level of energy/patience/good humor that someone possesses is in direct inverse proportion to the desirability of the topic under discussion, the amount of strenuous labor involved in a proposed task, etc.
by QuacksO January 4, 2017
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The first law of the Circle of life

this law states that all fighting is push to the same sex to protect the way of life of all humansapians /humanoids races throughout the entire universe and earth . because opposite sex needs to mate and have babies to continue life on earth for every next generation there after. and same sex genders can't have babies or sex together. so those people who really love to fight...keep it to the same sex because you provoke so many people to fighting for you so it don't end all life on every world and piss off ABSOLLUTE ALLMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL who created it all and make all his precious work to go to waste and make an everlasting divine punishment that won't ever cease.
the first law of the circle of life must always be upheld regardless of your feelings being superior to the opposite sex. it's not a rivalry it's a team. i have spoken this judgement, if you do not uphold it and abide it. don't cry to my or my FATHER GOD to fix things that you can't ever fix and always will regret.
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Dave's Law

The phenomenon that occurs when an individual is carrying many things in their arms but frees up one hand to reach for their keys. Dave's Law says that the keys will always be in the pocket opposite to the free hand.
"Thanks to Dave's Law, I need to set everything down to get my keys."
"Curse you Dave!!!"
by A regular Dave March 15, 2022
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Law ?

Awesome mod in lando discord server. Cute boy, is also a really good skuller. Friends with comet and Ricky
Guy 1: Hey I’m not getting any skulls, can you call Law ?
Guy 2: Sure I’ll call Law ? To skull you up.
by gg/lando July 28, 2022
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grandfather-in-law

Spouse's grandfather.
grandfather-in-law.
by Simaduria July 26, 2024
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step-co-grandaunt-in-law

Spouse's stepgrandpibling's wife.
step-co-grandaunt-in-law.
by Simaduria July 27, 2024
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Nicks law

Respecting the boundaries of life or your gonna get schooled by the karma that’s gonna catch u
Did you notice how much of a psycho narcissistic asshole that person is doing whatever they want to others...they must not know Nicks Law
by Nicks Law August 13, 2020
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