Paddy John Mccarick

paddy is very sexy and hot and fuckable

omg whos that sexy guy
its paddy john mccarick

by neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel January 3, 2023

andrew john hsur

sweet boy who is the ultimate deepwoken master. quiet but is secretly Napoleon. HE IS THE MAN THAT SUMMONS!!!!

you should fear andrew john hsur

by iluvmoney January 12, 2023

thats a ASDA john

scruffy looking leech that attaches to anyone until all goodwill is exhausted and, has to be physically removed at which point will search for next victim

Have you managed to get rid of ASDA John or is he still using everything you got in bruv ?

Well thats a ASDA John

by ASDA John September 1, 2023

To get John Wicked

To get ‘‘john wicked’’ or ‘‘john wicking someone’’ means having your dog shot at or shooting someone’s dog.
Based on the John Wick saga, where the whole story starts because someone killed his beloved dog.

@Victoriayavnyi on YT : I feel safe working out at night thanks to my big dog.

Some bitter men in the comments: A gun would end him. I pray for you to get John Wicked.

Person 1: My dog is my best protector.
Person 2: Until I John Wick you.

by slangingshark September 24, 2023

Big Bad John

A song by Jimmy dean. Big John was the epitome of hard work and masculinity. Standing at 6'6" and weighing 245 lb, broad at the shoulder and narrow at the hip. He sacrificed himself to save others when the mine he was working in collapsed

Every mornin at the mine, you'd see him arrive. He stood 6 foot 6 and weighed 245. Kinda broad at his shoulder and narrow at the hip, and everyone knew you didn't give no lip to big John.
Big John, big John, big bad John.

by BETTS SEAL! November 21, 2021

Hood niga john

Hood Niga John is the our lord and savior (The holiest name of Jeses Christ) the son of King Nigger (The holiest name of God)

“Thou shall go to church and pray to Hood Niga John every Sunday morning”

by Hoodlumfromdahood November 25, 2021

John Cena's Wife

When you have no friends and you think someone is fat and ugly, you call them John Cena's Wife and they get sad and commit Oof in Roblox, btw your dad left you for the milk store.

Me: You are John Cena's wife
You: OOF

by Tah and Om are racist brats December 14, 2020