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life in the old dog

I am old but full of life, or I try to be
You are too old. Yes I know but there is still life in the old dog yet
by Felanko July 9, 2018
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3 year-old

A doctorate program that can be completed in online in 3 years during Covid when it should take 6-8 years and the highly questionable folks who are calling themselves 'doctor.'
I had to deal with a fucking 3 year-old pharmacist today questioning my Harvard Psychiatrists orders the patient has been safely on for 10 years.
by Vivvy12345 April 14, 2021
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13 year old artist

a 13 year old who makes the mona lisa look like a scribble
someone:did you see that 13 year old artist on tiktok? they recreated the mona lisa perfectly on this filter where you can only draw with your eye movement

me: life is unfair
by hannahlolywhosteesyd October 17, 2023
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Old softie

Also spelled "old softy".

Although it's listed in dictionaries as describing a weakling, an emotional fool, a pushover or similar, it is most often used in a sense to pay a compliment to a person who is not that but who, despite having a gruff or hard exterior, has a sympathetic and kind-hearted spirit, a warm way of interacting with fellow humans, especially those who are experiencing difficulties of some kind.
The actor Danny Trejo always seems to take roles of tough evil villains who take no prisoners, but in real life he's a big old softie. and a really great family man.

Nobody ever accused Margaret Thatcher of being an old softie; she was a virago who wanted to be superior to everybody.
by Piss Miggy October 29, 2023
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Ye Olde Bussy

Ye Olde Bussy is an old man who is willing to be a bottom but has also been a bottom for a while.
"I was tapping Ye Olde Bussy"
"Your grandpa got that Ye Olde Bussy!"
by Itain'tObeeezy March 27, 2024
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How old am I?

Are you for real that stupid that you dont know how old you are
"How old am I?"

Why the hell are you asking me? I DONT KNOW YOU
by TheDiamondLegend(alt 1) September 19, 2022
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handling the old lady

Another term for “fingering the ol’ foxhole”; female masturbation.
Martha found herself late for the bus because she was handling the old lady.
by Hswan33 May 6, 2018
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