e-peen flexing

Internet thug "bootcamp" for assholes. Those who have the biggest e-peen are better than those who don't. People compare e-peen sizes via some odd sort of "flexing" that occurs in which people try to show the other how much better they are by using all capital letters.

Mary Poppins: I CAN FLY MOTHER-FUCKER.

Joe: DAMN YOUR E-PEEN IS HUGE.

In this case, Mary Poppins is showing how he is a master at e-peen flexing.

by SUCKMYCANADA June 20, 2008

F r e e d o m

A noble cause often used for the purposes of evil

Person 1: Hey did you see we are going to kill people to spread freedom!
Person 2: Yeah, lets force that freedom on their asses

How can the war be bad? we are spreading F r e e d o m

by Devster April 26, 2006

shootin' e-curls

Derived from the slang term: "Shoot the Curl" heard by surfer's when they mean to ride the inside of a wave.
(ie: to surf the web)

"Hey, what's goin' on tonight?"

"Not much, shootin' e-curls"

"...........eh??........."

by fuckhead joe March 6, 2009

dongo e dongo

To touch dicks with another man, often sexually.

I was going dongo e dongo with my husband last night. It's okay, since we're gay.

by ImNotGayTrustMe March 12, 2015

jak e bök

When you don't know wtf you should say

Jak e bök

Wow u bloody legend

by 69yourmom420 December 3, 2019

breakfast e-mail

An e-mail that one mate writes to another mate that is intended to be read as an accompaniment to his/her breakfast. It is typically written late at night and may include amusing anecdotes or newsworthy items pertaining to the writer's personal life. It is usually relatively short in duration and is written purely to entertain, amuse and/or encourage the reader as he/she starts her day. Also referred to as "breaky email", it must not contain angry rants, tedious stories or non-sensical ramblings.

Jon is tired at the end of a long day and is anxious to get some sleep. So he says to his mate, "Oi! Will you send me a breakfast e-mail so I've got something to read whilst I eat my toast with vegemite in the morning?" And Jon's mate replies, "No problem, eh?"

by Canadian Sheri May 4, 2009

Dirty Donkey-E

It's a anal "Donkey Punch" and as your partner lays out cold, you finish it off with a "Dirty Sanchez" by rubbing your dick across thier upper lip". Invented by a guy name Erik. Thus the name Dirty Donkey-E.

Police investigators where perplexed when they found a girl out cold with her pants down wearing a shit mustashe. They came to the conclusion that she had given the Dirty Donkey-E.

by sivebak October 6, 2011