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scummy bear

A Greek delicacy, the scummy bear is a gummy bear that has previously been inserted into a hairy mans dirty asshole
Jimmy fell asleep first so we fed him a scummy bear
by El Coochie Man October 2, 2020
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Bear carjacking

"Bear walks into California police station." CBS New York

This disturbing Bear carjacking phenomena, and another example of this new emerging highly evolved apex predator diatribe trying to open a dialog with local law enforcement.

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Police catch bears breaking into cars BBC Earth. Youtube.com
Did the Bear walk into the station before or after the Bear carjacking?
by Modern Women December 22, 2025
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Bebe Boorinho Beary Bearial Bear

Hello, this is my bebe boorinho beary bearial bear!
by Pordi January 19, 2022
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Bear trap

when a woman in her 30's stops taking birth control, to trap a man into a relationship by having a baby on purpose.
she'd done laid a bear trap
by ella-ness September 20, 2020
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Polar Bear Head

"I think Freds a virgin. Last night he gave me Polar Bear Head."
by Childofthelight March 1, 2014
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Jae Bear

Someone who uses cute language and is able to make your day brighter.
here comes my jae bear
by crudefervor April 14, 2024
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Hobo Panda Bear

A Wizzle Panda that loves to hibernate in a nice bed of bamboo but is always ready to partake in a good J.
Mike: Hobo Panda Bear, can I come over and play Wii with you?
HPB: Come back in 6 months, I'm hibernating.
by BaneofyourExistence April 8, 2007
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