functional penis

Functional penis is a description reserved for the most excellent, shapely, and satisfying of penis'. In addition to causing immense satisfaction to all users, it is inherently able to get hard on demand, remain hard for significant lengths of time, and has a pleasant aroma and taste.

I'm totally besotted with him, and as a bonus he has such a functional penis. I'm so hot for him I can barely control myself...

by Legsy11eleven August 28, 2023

Nigga penis

Big black genital organ

Cole has a huge black nigga penis

by KMONEY9674 September 3, 2023

Penis Music

the best kind of music

mom: hi, son!

son: *blasting penis music*

mom: you were a mistake

by Wenis lord September 20, 2023

Penis minute

its is equivalent to 3 minutes

I will be their soon probably in a penis minute

by The_official_Saul_Goodman July 11, 2023

Pissed Penis

An irritable person who has a 20ft stick up their arse.

Can’t laugh for the life of them

“God, you are being such a pissed penis. Lighten up!”

by M. H. M July 16, 2023

Penis town

Adjective
Describes something that is very unfortunate; similar to “that sucks” or “that blows” but more intense because both sucking and blowing happen in Penis Town

“Why would your job replace you? That’s penis town.”

by Not Garfield August 11, 2023

Penis in a toster

"penis in a toster" is a tern for people illegally dealing shrek nudes.

person1: yeah im a penis in a toster
person2: you're what now?
person1: *hides shrek's sexy nudes* nothing, nothing.

by glitchy_box December 2, 2021