Mexican Standoff

A competition between two men to see who can ejaculate into the woman's mouth first.

"Me and Marc did a Mexican Standoff with Jamie-Lee last night.. Marc won."

by ShmeeShmorvo January 25, 2023

Black Mexican

A Haitian masquerading as a Mexican national to take the long way to NYC. Also inserting a mezcal worm up the balloon knot.

I saw a black Mexican knee boarding on the Rio Grande. Probably a world traveler.

by Jedsall August 7, 2022

Mexican stomach

When you eat Mexican food and it causes a stomach ache.

Person 1: *Knocks on bathroom door.* Are you about done in there?
Person 2: I have a bad case of Mexican stomach, so it will take a while.

by Sans the Lucario July 9, 2018

Mexican bratwurst

The condition arising from doggy style sex with a Hispanic girl during which the sweat drips off her asscrack onto a man's dong, thus making his dick smell like absolute shit.

She was a fun fuck, but she totally gave me a Mexican Bratwurst. I made that bitch lick it clean afterwards. Hold the relish.

by Vulch5 October 29, 2015

Mexican Revive

A Mexican Revive is when you slap the shit out of someone (presumably knocked over or unconscious) so hard that they wake up and immediately resume whatever it is that they’re doing

Billy: Holy shit! Eduardo is knocked the fuck out!
Ted: Easy, just Mexican revive him. He’ll be up in no time.
Billy: No way this works.. (slap)
Eduardo: Lessgo!

by Ol’ Mustard Wrangler July 26, 2022

Mexican Tour Guide

2 Mexicans in a bar fighting over the last shot of warm Tequila.

I would have ordered a drink at the bar but the bartender was splitting a Mexican Tour Guide.

by SquamLakeGuy July 13, 2011

Mexican

A Mexican is a mutilated cow giving birth to a bee

Bro did you see that Mexican back there?

Yeah did you see the bee hanging out of its ass?

by CagedLemons23 February 21, 2020