An alert popped up on Lauren's phone one morning that she thought was an eggplant; when she opened it Lauren realized she'd just received an very impressive Prime Meat Text from Bezos, Amazon's Founder.
by Uncle Joosie June 20, 2019
Get the Prime Meat Textmug. An orgy that has a chicks to dicks ratio, that clearly favors the dicks by at least three dicks per every one chick.
by Monsterricharddrager April 8, 2010
Get the Turkish meat marketmug. Hillary was powerless to resist Bill's intense gaze, and she screamed in ecstasy as he slid his pork truncheon meat into her yodelling starfish.
by Patrick Baffersty December 23, 2007
Get the pork truncheon meatmug. During Dead Meat Week, people chug so much caffeine that the vending machines are always out of mountain dew.
by missmuffinface June 1, 2010
Get the dead meat weekmug. The penis of a man one cares about deeply, not to be confused with a pork sword which is less desirable. Couples well with a heaven basket. A term of endearment for the penis.
by Jordan Rivers July 13, 2010
Get the Magic Meat Wandmug. Vile, disgusting "food" that Taco Bell gives to their customers. They start with 100% USDA graded meat, not approved, and end with spin off of real Mexican food, which contains a various assortment of things including sand, isolated oat product, 36% beef, and beef filling. Enjoy drunks, potheads, and idiots who enjoy Taco Bell on a regular basis.
Man,you know what tastes great at 3am after you've been drinking. Jack in Box, but shit that's too healthy lets go to Taco Bell and watch them turn that taco bell meat in to delicious, diarrhea inflicting crap.
by takesJuantoknowJuan February 22, 2011
Get the taco bell meatmug. 