Mexican Lawnmower

Gurt: i used the mexican lawn mower on my dearest buddy and he released an 18lbs fountain of shit!

A lawnmower made in mexico.
John: Wanna cut the grass with my special "Mexican Lawnmower"?
Frank: Nah.
Gurt: Yo!
Frank: Sybau

by Luka Lazarevic May 16, 2025

Mexican Transport

A shitty pickup truck with a ton of people riding in the bed.

Rob: That Mexican transport has to be illegal. They got like 20 people stuffed into the back of that old truck
Jose: Naw man they doo dat all da time en mexico!!!

by ChildOfLivonia February 8, 2010

Mexican chorizo sandwich

To be involved in a threesome that involves two white women when your Mexican.

Dude did you see Pedro leave the bar with those two fat white chicks last night?

Yeah dude! He for sure made a Mexican chorizo sandwich!!

by Shanemane September 13, 2021

mexican snowwash

When you cum in a girl's ass and she facts it back in your face

Jimmy gave Sue a Mexican snowwash

by Nicksabrowsky February 27, 2021

Mexican Jesus

A hot mexican guy with long hair who moast likely gets called that by his close friends (his real name is probably david or antonio)

Friend: Hello Mexican Jesus

David: rly lol

by mr.miguel dannyboy March 3, 2022

Mexican Nap

Taking a shit so righteous its considered giving anal birth; and then preceding to take a life changing hibernation session afterwards.

Has anyone seen Armando? He said he had to take a shit but its been a good hour.
He probably ran off and took a Mexican Nap!

by ItzNotor1ous September 19, 2023

Mexican posse

A Mexican sureño gang started in Mexico settled in Milwaukee ,Wisconsin, back early in the 2000’s
Has been involved in two big federales crimes to big time drugs trafficking to murder many Mexican posse member were big time drug dealers , and many went down for murder they hate c14s and Latin kings, there handshake is dropping the crown, they’re a deadly gang and many of them are in federal prison

The Mexican posse 13 is taking over the south side

by anonymous March 7, 2024