five guys burgers and fries

A heterosexual female or homosexual male who is both obese and promiscuous. “Five guys” refers to the servicing of many men, and “burgers and fries” refers to all the fatty food they eat.

Brenda really makes the rounds whenever she’s not stuffing down cheese and charcuterie plates. She’s no stranger to the biscuit tin and no stranger to the sausage bin. Five guys burgers and fries!

by Nicholas D February 23, 2022

Number One Guy/Girl

The person you (routinely) get urine from in case you need to pass regular drug tests

I have a drug test coming up so I'll have to call my Number One Guy/Girl to see if they'll be able to give me a sample so I can pass.

by Untimelyzephyr June 26, 2021

Old Guy Syndrome (OGS)

A condition in which men take on certain qualities, such as slower movement, complaints about non-specific pain, an inability to hear anything else but a television, flatulence, sleeplessness, or sleeping until noon, forgetfulness, and an extremely critical view of others, many have delusions about an omnipotent "they" who seem to direct their activities. A remarkable recovery is usually observed when one OGS sufferer is contacted by another OGS.

One who suffers from Old Guy Syndrome (OGS) OGS may be observed mindlessly turning a flashlight on and off for more than 15 minutes to determine whether it works.

by Benjy12 January 22, 2013

two guys one sandbox

Gay sex in a sand box, anal bro

Yo fam, two guys one sandbox after school?

by treezus0522 August 11, 2016

Nice Guy, aka Creeper

Any man that gives a thumbs up to any definition of Nice Guy that depicts the Nice Guy as a good man who is harshly mistreated by women because all women want jerks. He will also give a thumbs down to any definition of Nice Guy that depicts the Nice Guy as he truly is: a whiny misogynist who thinks women are nothing but objects of his desire.

You just clicked thumbs down? Yup, you're definitely a prime example of a Nice Guy, aka Creeper

by Kaldne July 26, 2010

steve the guy i stream with

very poggers but also very pog

you are a idiot steve the guy i stream with am i right
no

ok

by bigdaddyseb January 29, 2021

Off-brand black guy

This is a guy who is white but is in a black person's body. For example a black person that can't play basketball

Kingsley is so bad at basketball it's like he's an off-brand black guy

by Blackguy6478889w November 9, 2021