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Old Guy Syndrome (OGS)

A condition in which men take on certain qualities, such as slower movement, complaints about non-specific pain, an inability to hear anything else but a television, flatulence, sleeplessness, or sleeping until noon, forgetfulness, and an extremely critical view of others, many have delusions about an omnipotent "they" who seem to direct their activities. A remarkable recovery is usually observed when one OGS sufferer is contacted by another OGS.

One who suffers from Old Guy Syndrome (OGS) OGS may be observed mindlessly turning a flashlight on and off for more than 15 minutes to determine whether it works.

by Benjy12 January 22, 2013