Small amounts of feces that are accidentally ejected during a robust breaking of wind. Similar to a shart, but with less volume. Greatly increases toilet paper consumption and can lead to a rash when not treated. Most common with those who treat farting as performance art.
Dude 1: “Dude, my crack feels moist from that last cheek flapper and it’s driving me crazy! I guess I’ll have to go wipe off that fart frosting AGAIN!”
Dude 2: “I feel ya, at least with a shart, it’s over and done with. The last time my wife made kale, I had enough frosting to decorate a cake, and went through a whole roll of toilet paper in a day!”
Person 1: “Why does Bill keep leaving his desk to go to the bathroom? I haven’t seen him drink anything all day”
Person 2: “If you were his cube mate you’d know. He’s been cutting muffins all day. He probably needs to take care of some fart frosting before he gets a rash.”
Dude 2: “I feel ya, at least with a shart, it’s over and done with. The last time my wife made kale, I had enough frosting to decorate a cake, and went through a whole roll of toilet paper in a day!”
Person 1: “Why does Bill keep leaving his desk to go to the bathroom? I haven’t seen him drink anything all day”
Person 2: “If you were his cube mate you’d know. He’s been cutting muffins all day. He probably needs to take care of some fart frosting before he gets a rash.”
by Uncle Chunky September 29, 2019
Get the Fart frostingmug. by Talljellybean November 4, 2017
Get the Art fartmug. by lyonsmane November 21, 2013
Get the fruit fartsmug. A chinky shit in class that opens his ass wide and let's his fart out in silence while facing his enemy from the anus. He grabs his bucket and then does a big dollop inside it and let's it dry out with flies until it's thanksgiving. When you face your enemy again and stick the bucket of shit in his mouth while running away like a savage try hard
by Phil's burry fart November 24, 2016
Get the phillsburry fartmug. When you keep your feet planted on the ground, but hop up and down just before and during a fart.
It usually leads to the fart making a pulsing sound, and can be infinitely more comical than a normal fart.
It also relieves slight tension on your anus, which allows you to pass gas more casually incase you have an anal fissure.
It usually leads to the fart making a pulsing sound, and can be infinitely more comical than a normal fart.
It also relieves slight tension on your anus, which allows you to pass gas more casually incase you have an anal fissure.
David: "Yo did you hear my bounce fart earlier?"
Sizookie: "LOL, yeah, it sounded like a motorbike stalling."
David: "I think some splattered on Sally's head, and she didnt even know wtf the sound was."
Sizookie: "Gotta love that bounce fart sound."
Sizookie: "LOL, yeah, it sounded like a motorbike stalling."
David: "I think some splattered on Sally's head, and she didnt even know wtf the sound was."
Sizookie: "Gotta love that bounce fart sound."
by agm1984 December 2, 2011
Get the bounce fartmug. Fart squirrel, also known as a common skunk.. Internet peoples way to call animals based on what they are discovering on their own
by Internet's_translator January 2, 2016
Get the fart squirrelmug. by Em143 June 9, 2014
Get the fart lapsmug.