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Fat and crack stinks

Chermside road woman with the mouth from the boneyard.
Fat and crack stinks blabbin to cops again
by Ipswixhfunny November 17, 2023
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Terminal Velocity Neck Crack

When you fall right onto your neck at terminal velocity
If you claim to have been the victim of a Terminal Velocity Neck Crack, then you must be a ghost, because nobody could survive such an event.
by yrgh October 19, 2024
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Aboriginal Don't Crack

Famously said. A common phrase spoken throughout time.
Y'know, Aboriginal don't crack. It's what they say. Y'know. Famously.
by _purple_guy November 8, 2024
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Flacco My Cracco

Background: Made popular on a local radio station within Columbus, OH.

No one knows what it means, but it’s provocative— gets the people going.

1. In Sports: When your team is already F’d for the season and you know they’re gonna get their ass whooped but the front office wants to sign & start a player who used to be “good” 10 years ago to give you false hope for your season. So you metaphorically bend over & concede by saying “Flacco my cracco.”

2. In Life: A greeting or greeting response of the common man, synonymous with “How are ya?”“I’m doing alright”, “I love you”, “I hate your face”, “F*** You”, “Happy Columbus Day”, “Bless You”, or “Did You see McCord play Saturday?” amongst others.

3. In Love: A full-proof pickup line that, 60% of the time, works every time. Equally effective when propositioning sexy time to your significant other.
Random Stranger: “Good Morning! Happy Monday!”
You: “Flacco my cracco.”

Wife: *Yawns* “I think we should go to bed now, Babe.”
You: “Bed, eh? *Activate Do-Me Eyes* Hey….. Flacco my cracco.”

Cheaters from the Michigan Football Program: “We, the victims of injustice, VS the world? Bet.”
Anyone who isn’t a tool: “Flacco my cracco.”

Losers: “Cincy FC is #1! All we’ve gotta do is beat Columbus & MLS Cup will be in our house!”
Wilfried Nancy: (Down 2-0 in the ECF) “Hold my beer & flacco my cracco.”

Tim: Did you see that last post from Whitney Johns?
Mike: Of course I did! I’ll tell ya what, buddy… She can flacco my cracco any day.

No One: _____
Absolutely No One: _____
You: “Flacco my Cracco”
by Justin Title, Attorney At Law December 4, 2023
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can i crack?

another way of saying can i fuck
-can i crack?
no dad u can’t crack
by user20283950575 December 13, 2023
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Jack in the crack

Sum hyna on tiktok saying "Jack in the crack"
by Kash2400BlockHugger December 23, 2023
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board up the crack house

The crackhouse. Board that $%&# up. A term to denote a surprise exclamation of just how utterly ridiculous something is.
Person 1: They locked up Jamal!
Person 2: Board up the crack house.
by Manehattan Trading January 6, 2024
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