Cock Wallabies

Named from the part of human anatomy, the "cock" mixed with the namesake of the adorable smaller marsupial cousin of the Kangaroo "Wallaby" "Cock Wallabies" Is an expression used to describe anxiety, discomfort and frustration towards a person or situation that must be endured whilst keeping peace...

With regards to a person: "My Partner is giving me the right Cock Wallabies with their non stop talking and needs!"

At Work: (unexpected tasks for a project): "I just arrived at the jobsite Boss, its got the Cock Wallabies jumping all over my knob"

Anxiety / Discomfort /Frustration at thought of umdesirable future situations "I've got the Cock Wallabies just thinking about it..."

by Cock Wallaby January 25, 2020

cock bust

When a male with genitals repeatedly smacks a hammer on his juicy throbbing cock when it bleeds put it in a dogs mouth or cat in desparate situations for a cock bust. its also related to docking sometimes if both men enjoy cock busting

hey you coming to the bar?

no im gonna stay home and cock bust.

you shouldve said earlier ill come but i dont have my good hammer.

thank god i hate doing it alone!

by sexyshaggingmuffin69 April 14, 2020

Getting cocked

When I woman is dreaming she’s getting fucked really good by someone other than her boyfriend

(Clint) hey baby Why were you were moaning in your sleep.

(Johnnie) oh baby I was dreaming I was getting cocked by that hot guy I met at the gym.

by Kennclie April 16, 2020

Photosynthesis(for cocks)

Photosynthesis is of the process by which green plants and some other organisms use sunlight to synthesize foods from carbon dioxide and water. But there is another. Photosynthesis can be used to enlarge a penis. Think about it. If bananas are curved up toward the sun they use photosynthesis. Therefore our cocks use photosynthesis as well because when we get hard our cocks point up. We can use photosynthesis to enlarge our penis. This has never been found out because we always have our boxers on. So men...time to increase our cock in size.

"yo bro have you done the new Photosynthesis(for cocks)"
"Naaaa bro Whatchu talkin bout fool"
"dude my cock just grew 8 inches in 3 hours!!!"
"NOOO WAYYYY HOWWWW"
" I SWEARR, u just have to pull it out in the sun"

by Mexican Toad & White Chocolate May 7, 2020

gamer cock

Simply put, it is the Cock of a gamer. Typically covered in smegma due to the lack of showers and covered in pubic in hair due to in a lack of shaving. They are typically 4.20 to 6.9 inches in length.

Gamer 1: I am insecure about my Peepee
Gamer2: Why bro?
Gamer1: I have a Gamer Cock

by Gmaer February 17, 2020

#1 Cock

Jacob Hawley

fuck you jacob hawley, you are the #1 Cock

by Soggy Pants February 19, 2020

Cock Plug

When you bust your load in a female and keep your stationary cock in her to prevent semen drippage

I used the cock plug on a girl last night, hopefully she’ll know about that in 9 months

by J Bag/ Dirty Jamo February 25, 2020