vertical content

Creating visual content with the aspect ratio 9:16.

9:16 is also known as the size of your smartphone screen.

I created vertical content to post on my Instagram story.

94% of people watch videos on their phones. Why not make vertical content?

by 9:16 February 5, 2020

Daniel conte

Tony the Tiger, yet also the true definition of a simp

Daniel conte you’re such a simp

by Mr Ferguson February 28, 2020

Source contraception

When the girl wants babies but not the guy, but to please her, he still uses no condoms.

Sike, he disconected his balls.

"Are you serious? You want a baby too?!"

"Yeah baby, anything for you"

(Disconects his balls)

"Hehe, not today fam, lemme source contraception."

by Dedzi March 3, 2020

couchie contact

exactly what it sounds like
making contact with the couchie

another way of saying you fucked

icy hot should not make couchie contact

i made couchie contact last night

by hjahajahajahajah March 31, 2020

Gun control

It is a response to someone calling “shotgun”. If someone calls shotgun another can yell “gun control.” This then allows anyone to sit in the front seat except for the person who yelled “shotgun.” The the individual still sits in the front then that enacts confiscation and the person and be thrown out of the seat. This is only allowed if sanctioned by the driver.

Matt: Let’s go to Target.

Keegan: Shotgun!
Max: Gun control!

Keegan: Yo wtf
Max: Dude you’re the shortest one, Colby should sit in the front.
Colby: Thanks

by jumpedmax/moss April 13, 2020

Covid-contour

The art of apllying make-up to your cheek bones so they pop in the most beautiful and vibrant way while wearing your newly required Covid-19 face mask.

Luckily, now I can save time on make-up! I can throw away my lipstick, covid-contour my cheeks, put on my bithchin' face mask and hit the grocery store ready to impress!

by East Tennessee April 14, 2020

red controller

you seriously looked this up lmao

don’t be a red controller

by your mom lmao gotem April 30, 2020