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anal crisp

When your anus is crispy.
"Damn, that bitch got an anal crisp".
by Anal crisp May 3, 2017
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Anal Drilling

The act of placing a corn on a rotating drill to cleanse your anal cavity from the amount of shit that gets lodged deep into the rectum. The sexually deprived who butt finger themselves on a daily basis will benefit from anal drilling and possibly get off from the rotating sensation of the ricocheting corn cobs which they can eat afterwards.
Girl 1: What is that brown liquid running down Dong Dongs legs?
Girl 2: She's become so addicted to anal drilling, you could easily mistaken her Sphincter for a chocolate ring doughnut.
Girl 1: EWWWWWWWWW, I'm going to throw up, she needs to buy herself some butt plugs.
by pelvic floor dysfunction February 28, 2018
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Anal Chicken Coop

When you shove as many baby chicks as you can into an asshole and dress your cock up like a coyote. The aim of the game is to hook as many chicks out the butthole by the neck with your coyote cock as you can before you drown the chicks with your sweet sweet cum nectar.
Man, Donald Trump's lookin' extra thiccc today, I'd give him a 10 chick anal chicken coop and get in there like Wile E coyote.

I gave Donny boy the ol' anal chicken coop, and you would not believe the size of the anal chandelier on that fucker.
by Nickel Shucker November 29, 2020
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sour anal

noun/verb. the act of inhaling marijuana (specifically sour diesel) into one's anus, preferably by way of an oil pen, then exhaling the smoke into a person's mouth.
She sour anal - ed me last night, and I got so f*cking high with dat diesel butt, bro.
by beefweef April 22, 2018
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anal blockade

Blocking the anus of someone and not letting anything pass through, while forcing other things out of the person (e.g. shit, from the mouth or the nose as there isn't any alternate path for the shit to go out.
James couldn't get the last piece of shit out of his anus, so he went through the night with anal blockade.
by Trxllxd May 29, 2022
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intense anal rape

The act you commit of fucking some random persons ass so hard they shit and piss at the same time
man: i love intense anal rape
man 2: yeah but its so messy
by FranklinRivasEZGG April 23, 2022
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Anal Chicken Coop

When you shove as many baby chick as you can into an asshole and dress your cock up like a coyote. The aim of the game is to hook as many chicks out the butthole by the neck with your coyote cock as you can before you drown the chicks with your sweet sweet cum nectar.
Man, Donald Trump's lookin' extra thiccc today, I'd give him a 10 chick anal chicken coop and get in there like Wile E coyote.

I gave Donny boy the old anal chicken coop, and you would not believe the size of the anal chandelier on that fucker.
by Nickel Shucker November 29, 2020
mugGet the Anal Chicken Coopmug.

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